Reporter: No, sir, I'm actually here to report on the recent tragedy, and to be honest, I've never even heard of Canola Twister.
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Let's not be too hard on Scott Brooks. As a big supporter of our troops he never wants to see anyone pull KP doody.
Reporter: He's locked himself in there. We need a key!
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After hearing that Ramos was later sitting down for hours waiting for some shit to finish the Marlins immediately announced Iron Man Omelet night.
She said she was a fan!1!!
Realtor: And the house has a view of 270 degrees. You can see the enti...
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Yeah, anyone who has watched 3 minutes of golf probably knows Vijay is Fijian, but only an asshole without a sense of humor would worry about something like that. Luckily, this here website is asshole-free. Thank goodness for us, amirite?
You better not edit my comment!1!!
I feel confident in saying this is the biggest story ever about a black golfer who got caught cheating after getting a little too horny.
"It's Robert. My tailor is the only guy who is allowed to shorten things around here!"
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Well, I sure hope that Timmy lands on his feet after all this. God help him if he has to do anything with his arms.
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The pics are just fine. GoldStar was a cheap consumer electronics brand out of South Korea. It was a play on words which was missed by many, including yourself. No worries. Thank you for your time.
Every day I try to find one thing for which I am thankful, and today that one thing is your knowledge of GoldStar cameras, for without it I would've had one more painful response discussing picture quality and/or the camera effects of today's smart phones to what I thought was a rather obvious play on words. Thank…
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I recall a game in the 2010 Finals when Glen "Big Baby" Davis made the entire crowd think they were watching an And1 Mixtape, but that was only because his uniform was covered with hot sauce and Code Red Mountain Dew stains.