Idiot.

Fucking hypocrite. Where the hell was he when Laurie Fine was waxing kids left and right?

+1

Much like Tyson and Dale Murphy, if you want to see some of Cutter Dykstra's fondest memories of himself and his father you can also find them in a cell.

Pigeon: Where are you, Pepe?

Sadly, Crosby was so good in net that his teammates told him he was, "standing on his head," and he immediately blacked out.

+1

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE HALL OF INJUSTICE....

/sees comment a month later

Yep. +1

You're something. I'm not sure what, but you're something.

Oh, man, I love TriBond. OK, I got this. A troll, PedoBear, and the Raptors. Hmm...Oh! The answer is overpass.

And what about London's relative Nita Ashford having to talk about all of this garbage with NewsChannel5? More like Nita New Family, AMIRITE?2!!

Very true. There's obviously no creativity in the family. Maybe when the officer says, "Number 3, please step forward," the kid will just decide to run with it.

That poor unnamed nephew. He's never going to get his personal belongings back from County.

Ha!

Here's a +1 for the comment.

- "Next thing I remember I waking up and I'm really sore and disoriented. There are like 20 to 30 guys standing over me and one of them says, "Hey, you should really get yourself checked out by a doctor." But, hell, I'm worth millions, so what do I care, right?"

After seeing the pointless tweet from Cleatus, Bob Costas pleaded with FOX to immediately remove his arms so that it would never happen again.

The bottle says OLD CROW, but the way you're holding it makes it look like you're thinking about Jack 'n something.