So close.

In a related story, Gymboree.com is reporting record sales today on their Daddy's Little Turkey onesie line.

+1

Jesus, I forgot how bad the CGI was for I, Robot.

Ha!

Oh, boy...

Somewhere, Emmitt Smith is wondering why the police would give a near-perfect physical description of the two young men yet fail to mention the fact that they're bilingual.

I only +1'd his comment because I thought you were dead. Sorry, brochach.

+1

Oof... +1

Here, just take this...

Note the short strokes. The small protuberances in her cheeks. Yep, you guessed it. Just another Boston fan thinking, "It sure would be nice if we could get a couple white guys in there."

+1

+1

Mike Matheny: Soon you'll get to see Busch, Jake, where many a great player has come before you.

Pictured: Two things well-known for going south

/dying

Ha!

Dear Kim,

Tim got married? Good for him. I knew it would only be a matter of time until he found another woman who clearly loves the cock.