Kmart Employee: Hello, sir, how may I help you?

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Oh, OK. No harm, no fowl.

You're not from West Virginia!

My guess is it'll be bought by some aging American with ED. Those guys are always looking north of the border for a good deal on some hardwood.

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Oh, I like that. Time to create that account before it gets nabbed. Then I can use it for all my AMIRITE?!! jokes.

Good to see some things haven't changed around here. You're still on the lookout for a new power bottom.

The finally tally was 21,534 bears collected

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Is that a Galaxy? The phone, I mean. At first I thought it was an iPhone, but then I thought, this guy doesn't look like the kind of person who would ever buy an Apple.

In a case of art imitating life, as it so often does, the printer's first 3 screen attempts failed and he lost the job to his competition.

Naks.

Prince and Rosie Gaines or GTFO(!!!)

Joakim Noah threw his Bulls jersey in the toilet last night, too, but only after wrapping his bag of weed in it during a surprise drug test.

As for his colleagues, they will always remember Camacho as that guy who looks vaguely familiar, although they won't know why, and then they'll complain about there never being anything good on TV while staring at the microwave. RIP, "Macho", they hardly know ye.