The Celtics could just be experiencing coverage issues. It happens to me whenever I spend a lot of time in the basement.

Like Burris, Vick just wants his 3 squares and to be left alone. I mean, it's tough enough to fit those damn pegs in the circle-shaped holes without some monitor constantly asking you stupid questions like, "What's your name?" and, "Where are your pants?" during your weekly concussion screening.

Dog: Are those bacon tweets?! I smell bacon!

Sadly, despite Sandy's pelting rains, he died of thirst moments later.

It looks to me as though there aren't many supporters in the stands to be acknowledged. Not many fans either.

If what you're trying to say is, "You can't get Tebow in quick enough,", well, then you're totally stealing his future wife's thunder.

Really? That's good to know.

Normally, I'd say this was just more of your bullshit but Prince does prefer fruits and vegetables over meat.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I chose to watch the group of guys who are always desperately trying to score but usually end up with zero. That's right, I love me some Tigers baseball.

Coincidentally, "What a man?" was also Scott's reply when Rodriguez asked him if he needed another man to replace him.

In terms of earth-shattering scoops by columnists, this is 2nd only to when Whitlock did irreparable damage to the polar ice cap when he thought Antarctica was made of vanilla ice cream.

+1

/sees dead fish on fairway

You're shitting me? I just started reading Deadspin today. And I missed the Olympics coverage too. Thanks for the heads up.

Leave it to Jones to once again take the job of another black person who is better suited for the job. That's Susan Black, of It's-Fucking-Cold-Out, Minnesota.

It took plenty of convincing, most of it over the pronunciation of the letter J and the difference between wrap and rap, but, in the end, Commissioner Goodell agreed that Fujita didn't deserve the bad rap he'd given him. All that said, he's still firmly against any more catered lunches from El Pollo Loco.

Somewhere in Jamaica, a man's distorted views of San Francisco fans are validated.

The fuck happened to your avatar?

Detlef Schrempf: Small forward

I don't think Pouncey understood his US History professor when he told him Franklin was really into gangbanging.