If the Ryan Lochte rumors out of Deadspin HQ are to be believed, a little 3-on-3 probably already took place in the Olympic Village.

Sadly, the Sandusky's Kids Miller Lite never made it past the test phase at MillerCoors. Sure, the name was popular enough, but that same name ruined the idea of the shower beer, nobody even wanted to hear about its smooth finish, and it was just about impossible to get someone to try in the can.

Is that good? I have 3" too. I mean, maybe not when completely flaccid, but still.

I don't know where they would be financially speaking, but I bet the George Town Islanders would be kicking some serious ass right now.

Could just be confusion on everyone's part, because when it comes right down to it, aren't they all kinda Victim #2?

I hope they throw the book at her. Actually, I hope they do something else, because if she has lived in Utah very long she's probably immune to people throwing books at her by now.

Nice.

Hello, friends. We're here today to talk about a huge loss. Excuse me. Make that two huge losses...

Unlike A-Rod, Mantle's decline was the result of taking more shots.

Oh! Because he had them at high school and she gobbled up his! Nailed it!

Officials also became concerned about a possible fixing problem when they noticed a severe lack of balls.

Dinner sounds like a great idea. I'm sure they're both tired of sack lunches.

Idiot. +1

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It seems like the only "in Canada" problem is they have one too many old, bent-out-of-shape dicks. You'd think they would've learned their lesson after the last Miss Universe Canada pageant.

Yes, Michael Vick Owns A Dog

Idiot

Post EIC: Jesus H. Christ, fellas! You think that's funny or something?

In Canada, viewing of hosiery begets viewing of hosery.

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