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Idiot.

Trainer: OK, Sheed, lemme see the Ol' 1-2!

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That is a terrible headline. A-Rod would never make it in the KKK. To be a member in good standing you have to be able to participate in their rallies.

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Not many people know Rick's middle name is actually &.

That's absolutely unbelievable. I named my penis Skip Bayless too!

That's nothing. From 2005 to 2009, Notre Dame expensed roughly $200,000 per year on bow tie-related items while recruiting. Granted, most of it was spent on bow tie pasta, but still.

Not bad, but the defense really should've seen it coming when the receiver ran a hitch route.

Sadly, the celebratory post-putt chest bump found Bradley bloodied in a bunker off the 11th green.

Obviously, the guy is hurting for money, but I think it's a bit late to start asking people to feed the kitty.

Lots of guys learn to juggle whilst in the pen. Cigarettes aren't cheap.

Well, when your CEO is getting surreptitious injections in the ass, you can't fault the players for following suit.

I don't think we should be surprised to find out the Melk man is getting screwed. Lord knows I've seen it.

68. John L. Smith (@Chapter7), Part-time real estate speculator

Idiot.

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