Okay I wouldn't have wiped either if there was no poop involved

THE SANDMAN DUN DUN DUNNNNN

Commenting on someone’s story saying “Oh, that’s Sleep Paralysis” is the Pinkham’s Law of Scary Story thread.

So creepy!! I’ve never had things inexplicably shake (only explicably shake). Most of my creepy scary experiences can be explained away, except this one. I actually kind of wanted to email my neighbor and be like “did you have super loud sex last night around 3am? It’s totally cool if you did, I’m just wondering what…

One time I was home alone and sitting on the toilet...

I would have quit too. That wheelchair part horrifies me

I know so many people who looked down on my parents for being well educated (worldly learning conflicts with the word of god! It’s brainwashing)

I wanted to live in that bedroom at first but now I don't

didn’t wipe?

RIGHT?! It still scares me so bad to this day and I am so scared to run into the roommate again. It was totally one of those who the bleep did I marry type of things. He tricked us so well for so long and the scariest part to me is that we never really knew him AT ALL

THIS NEEDS TO BE HIGHER UP ON THE THREAD. HOLY SHIT.

But did it really scare the crap out of you? Did you poop? Did you wipe?

This has happened to me a couple times in my life. They say auditory hallucinations are the most common. I wonder if hearing your name right in your ear this is a like ‘a thing’.

GHOST CAT!!!!

Oh, hell no. Nope.

Dude/Dudette, why wait? The thread’s gonna be six miles long by Halloween, get started now!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

FINALLY!!! I have been waiting all year for this!! Here is my story.

This is not super scary (to me) but it is 100% true.

I was raised Southern Baptist. We didn’t tell ghost stories around the campfire growing up. We told possession stories. And we believed in them because demons are biblical. I remember having lively debates with my friends about the biblical case for demons and how not believing in them means you don’t believe…