Whenever I see a story like this, I always want to survey the bridesmaids: “How many of you thought the groom was a total dick prior to his ultimate dick move?”

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

Text message: the new Post-It?

I’m sure this isn’t news to everyone, but I was shocked yesterday when I found out that Kate Spade is David Spade’s sister-in-law.

I love Nathan Lane, and this makes me want to watch The Birdcage.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

I need to get with Michelle and find out when the next Illuminati meeting is.

I would literally be saying “NO” loudly to her every single time she tried to correct someone.

The point of the story, though, is that they told her they couldn’t accommodate what she wanted (so they were very upfront about this), and she tried to bring in her own goddamn toaster.

Spectrum or not, he can damn well learn not to touch things he shouldn’t be touching.

As someone also on thyroid medication and has been for over ten years, I had no idea I was carrying around a free pass to crazytown. All those wasted opportunities...

I’m reminded of the time we were having a big group presentation, I forget the topic, and one of our attendees was a local weird dude - you know, the guy who bikes and/or walks everywhere, looks like he forgot the 60s ended, talks a lot of half-educated nonsense. Well, weird dude and his huge beard were sitting in the…

In case you thought that everyone knows how to Chipotle, have a picture of President Obama not knowing how Chipotle works.

What is it with strange customers and soup? I never thought I’d have a story to contribute here because I’m a bookseller, but it turns out I’ve got one for you.

My son’s getting a large dose of vaccines this afternoon, I’ll let you know if he turns into an alien by tomorrow morning

I really missed the old school cycles of ANTM. Remember Jade? “This isn’t America’s Next Top Best Friend!” Memories...

When I got pregnant, mine straight-up stopped getting dirty. I washed it once a week just to keep it fluffy. Now it gets dirty in 3-4 days again, but I liked only washing it weekly so much that that’s what I still do, and either muddle through with some dry shampoo or say fuck it and just put it back. It’s great.

I think it’s a combination of LA, working in the media, and/or having money thing.

It looks like Jennifer Giamo (the putative wife) is Rachael Ray’s trainer. Hmmm.