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Oh my god! I am so sorry you had to deal with that. And holy shit those were terrifying stories!

One time I was home alone and sitting on the toilet (I know, awesome) and out of nowhere this voice just shouts my name in my ear. Just so loud it made me jump. It scared the crap out of me! I quickly zipped up and tiptoed through the house. Totally empty. Haven’t heard it since.

A+

That will always and forever be my favorite one! I get goosebumps every time I think about it.

OMG CHILLS EVERYWHERE. Little ghost girls whispering kills me. Nope.

So excited for all the comments announcing that every supernatural experience is just “Sleep paralysis” (ETA: yes, I know sleep paralysis is real. I’ve experienced it. It just cracks me up that those comments pop up on every ghost/alien/ghoul sighting post)

YAAAAAAS! This morning on mu way to work I was wondering when this would come. Cannot wait to read these.

I am so sorry! That does not surprise me. Women are held up to impossible and unfair standards.

Some people try one career path and find they don’t like it. Why is it so odd that he found something he’d love and decided to pursue it?

i grew up in a church like this but fortunately had parents who, through their actions, taught me that marriage is a partnership and women can be partners AND leaders. The fundamentalist attitudes often make me so, so angry. I know so many people who looked down on my parents for being well educated (worldly learning

Bring a flask and some pocket bacon. Problem solved!

Yup, me too. No shame! I’d just be dreaming of his tight pants in Star Wars when he says “Bring me the hydrospammers!” That was a formative moment in my sex life.

Ew Ew ew Nope nope nope

I just LOLed at work. Thank you

Sadly, yes. There are people this idiotic out there.

Wow, so clever!

Yeah, in your dreams, kiddo. She’ll be swooning over her married philosophy teacher instead.

Ultimate Douche Bro

No, it’s just hard for the guys to listen sometimes too! When I was in less awesome relationships sometimes they would only hear “you’re a failure” when I told them what I wanted.

Yeah this movie is #problematic in a lot of ways. Last time I watched it I was a little shocked. Now i understand why my uber-progressive mom always hated it even in the 80s.