#1 rule: always use protection
#2 don’t expect your first time to be mind-blowing (but that’s great if it is)

DEAD. These always make me cackle at work (and then I have to pretend it was an awkward cough so people think I’m working and not interneting)

I saw that bowling Instagram photo and thought you’d gone bowling with them. I was legit jealous for a brief moment.

Sometimes with certain haircuts and despite the dark hair I think Mariska looks a lot like her (I think it’s mostly in the eyes)

My husband does this too. The other day he said “And you’re 31 now...” and I was like “Hold up, my birthday is two months away!”. I’m not one of those people who is weird about my age but for some reason is really bothers me.

Oh my god, I forgot about that show!

OH god. There were some truly hideous designs on that show.

Oh god, that’s horrifying to see her actually fall. So glad she lived to tell the tell.

Thanks for the great article, Eric. Some people really need this perspective as it seems difficult for them to understand that poor people aren’t lazy. In fact, they’re working twice as hard as everyone else just to stay afloat.

I would think chips and nacho cheese or potato chips and onion/spinach dip (which is disugsting) but I would never, ever think salsa.

Yes please!

I love these but hate myself for loving them. So many conflicted feelings.

That’s actually creeping me out. He looks like a femme dracula here or something. Oh wait no, he just looks like Ian Somerhalder

Yeah, I’ve been groped and dry humped at concerts by total creepy strangers. I do not want to imagine this scene at all. Seems like a totally unsafe (and unsanitary!) idea.

Also perhaps sexual assault as well. With all the people naked (and many rolling) it seems likely that someone will be harassed and/or touched in a way they aren’t comfortable with.

OMG I hardcore ship Aziz and JLaw.

NIGHTMARES

OH MY GOD. Well, now I’m in the mood for Halloween! That is creepy as hell.

I turn really red too and I stay red for about a full hour.
I’ve found that eating before running helps me not to be as gassy but it has to be AT LEAST a full hour before, preferably 90+ minutes. For a 5k it’s totally fine to run on an empty stomach but when I do longer runs I need fuel.

Luckily I’ve never had that happen in public but sometimes I do rush to the bathroom right after a run. It’s....not pretty.