“The Associated Press reports that the student was initially reluctant to come forward because the sexual abuse occurred years prior, but detectives found enough corroborated evidence after interviewing the three sisters to arrest Knight.”

Gee, I wonder why the girls thought that would be an issue. I am so over this…

Nah, due to civil forfeiture, they don’t even have to lie anymore.

donating day-old Krispy Kremes is like Elaine’s “Top o’ the Muffin” shop trying to give away their muffin stumps

Do a lot of people out there really not know about tearing/episiotomies during childbirth or that it can (at least temporarily) mess up your vadge? I know sex ed in this country is garbage these days, but I thought it was fairly common knowledge that childbirth really does a number on your lady bits.

The implication here being that only women should care about raising children? That’s why it should be on Jezebel, not Lifehacker? That’s the point you’re trying to make?

He’ll just get Cohen to...

Oh, right. 

He has to call Putin and ask for an advance on his allowance.

She can interview the corrupt piece of shit in prison.

I was okay until the little girls came out. Then I lost it. Us grown up ladies are battle-hardened already by all this shit, but it kills me to think of the next generation of girls having to live through more of the same.

It’s an interesting question. One of my favorite anthropological tools is rap lyrics, so I hopped over to Genius and did some light scanning. Usage is of course all over the place in terms of context, but I don’t see any usages as a stand-in for “uncle tom” or “sell-out” before the aughts, although again, I did a very …

That makes it sound like they’re responsible for his misogyny and general fucked-upness. And I don’t think that’s fair. West is worse than any of them.

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute.

Tesla died broke (grandiose plans that the maths never bore out)and in romantic love with a pigeon. Kanye West is JUST LIKE Nikola Tesla.

lol. that town is 4000 people and 98% white. They know who they voted in. 

Holy fuck the driver’s face in the first picture is my new everything.

Why rob a diamond mine when you’re already a world class gold digger?

Right on!

I just crunched the numbers on your comment and ... checks out.