Because The View is the board upon which the final game of humanity will be played.  

Who wants to bet this guy will get another shot before Kap.

The whole asshole thing makes the funny so much less so. 

if they [the cops] were reasonable people

Splinter is funny like that - they reset the grey-clock, and yet the people they wanted to block are right back up here, and the masses who aren’t trolls, aren’t.

And occasionally, “I’m unarmed, I’m unarmed!!!!!”.

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

You’re being much more tactful than I would have been. This was typical centuries old white man’s arrogance to presume they needed “converting” to Christianity. As if Christianity has done wonders in this country. I feel no sympathy for him or his family. Let it be a lesson for those who would try to impose their…

The mom is definitely a religious nut, too. Against all evidence, she said she believes he could still be alive because she prays.

Apparently he missed “pride” as one of the seven deadly sins.

Why are we calling this woman the girlfriend of the asshole that murdered her and not by her name or by her title, as a respected doctor? She was more than this shithead’s girlfriend.

Hey Monique, you forgot to mention the part where this was a domestic violence shooting. The gunman killed his ex-fiancee.

I don’t think BMWs have signals, do they? Maybe they’re included in the Self-Awareness Package that nobody ever buys?

HOT TENT IN PANTS ME NEED ATTENTION

Speaking Spanish in the Viceroyalty of New Spain. Imagine that...

“If you’re so poor, why am I attracted to you?” —an idiot’s screaming subtext

Brown later said he wasn’t defending vandalism, just (hate) speech.

Personally, and I’m not racist, but I hate the fill in the blanks. They are always being exactly what anyone wants them to be. Jerks

I had no idea that James May and Rosie O’Donnell had a child together.

This video scared the shit out of me when I was really young.