When women get shot in the head it’s “going through some sort of domestic issues.” When dudes get shot in the head it’s attempted murder.
Anchor babies and chain migration are only ok for the Trump family.
Sure, dude. That’s why you’re not having sex...
“I’m not supposed to say this, but that guy had the right idea. But I’m not saying it! Because I’m being nice. But that was fantastic.”
I want to know what executive order/pardon/arms deal he was signing at the time.
This video scared the shit out of me when I was really young.
They’re all laughing at him, not with him.
Dementia. It’s a natural part of the aging process. The real question is why we all think that they’re the ones who should be in charge of stuff.
I know, right? After so many years it can be hard for dudes to remember who they actually assaulted and where and when and how many times. Especially if they were a blackout drunk and did it all the time.
Any lawyer who doesn’t understand that absence of evidence is not evidence of absence can’t be on the Supreme Court.
And yet Amazon’s Tech Sale is listed prominently in “Wednesday’s Best Deals.” So Amazon is evil, but we should still use it as long as Kinja gets a piece?
He’s trying to drive out those that are already dissatisfied and most likely to be leaking. We’ll see a wave of resignations and they’ll either replace those folks with better bootlickers, or more likely, they won’t staff the positions at all. Later, Dotard will claim credit for downsizing the federal government.
I got liver and onions at a restaurant just two days ago because I said it was something that I would never cook at home. Thanks for making me a liar!
We label our freezer containers with a wax pencil because tape sometimes falls off, and it’s just another thing to throw in the garbage. We have three freezer bags for stock: bones, veggie scraps and cheese rinds. I also strain yogurt and freeze the whey for use in banana bread. Sometimes we have expired bags of chips…
I wonder if they considered the rampant use of air fresheners as a contributing factor, since many contain a nerve-deadening chemical that blocks your sense of smell. That’s gotta fuck up your nose eventually.
Albinism exists in people of all races and shouldn’t be used as an insult toward Beckys.
What about the Chads? Who are they and who are their employers?
But unless there’s something really different about Melanie, you generally don’t have to hide your face after that.
I never followed anyone out, but I did have a boss who chased a table out the door to ask why they stiffed me. He told them he wanted to know what I had done wrong to not deserve a tip, but really he just wanted to shame them. He also gave me some free cocaine to make up for it. (Don’t judge - it was the early 90s.)