This is why the climate is so scary for men. You can have five women come out of nowhere and accuse you of stuff you did, and maybe because of the whims of the news cycle, people take it seriously for a little bit, and you have to lower your profile for a while before your fellow mediocrities welcome you back into the…

They should shred it first.

Yeah, really. They can’t be bothered to take even basic legislative steps to protect our privacy and safety, and even block others’ attempts to do so. This is the tiniest violin in the world, and it’s playing in sympathy just for them, and their finally experiencing what women throughout this country are threatened…

or no ice cream and no espresso but a box of Cabernet

No but I like to put a scoop of vanilla ice cream (if there any left) in my coffee sometimes instead of milk.

Or getting help. It’s easy to say “shoulda just offed herself first” but what if she’d felt like she could check herself in somewhere to get straightened out instead? Why someone gotta die (even just her)? Nobody ever feels like they can get help, and that’s a problem. Not an excuse for her, as she still decided to…

I hope the Secret Service changes his nickname to ‘champignon’. They can tell him it means champion. He won’t know the difference. 

I quite appreciate the innocence of their friendship, free from sexual expectations. Like Samwise and Frodo. Boys grow up often in such a hyper-masculine way (discouraged from showing emotion, “man up”, being tough, playing sports, etc.) that seeing close friendships between boys who disagree and then communicate…

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

I was thinking more Dark Helmet-ish:

The funny thing about ____ is that it works in FAVOR of boys.

Vote for politicians who believe in “science” and “climate change”?

The arsonist is actually a pro-cervical cancer rights activist. 

Hey look, a real live example of why some pregnancies shouldn’t be brought to term.

It also asks how often the person goes to church, so apparently atheists can’t be good friends by their measure.

While I feel for the son because it’s no picnic being the child of two alcoholics, and while I’m generally judgy towards women who are the mistress and then resent the fact that the guy is a douche to them when they’re the wife......the way this reads to me is, “My father chose to take a job thousands of miles away…

“Trump’s record unemployment rate with the black community has gotten one point lower today as actor Geoffrey Owens” *photo of Samuel L. Jackson appears* “has gotten a job due to the tireless reporting of us here at Fox News. Thank you Trump. And thank you us.”

- Fox and Friends, September 5th, 2018, 7:45 AM

i dunno if you dismissed me or if kinja is fucking up but:

Hail fellow accelerationist, well met! I use my car’s go pedal to invoke radical change in my vehicle’s velocity.