He’s trying to drive out those that are already dissatisfied and most likely to be leaking. We’ll see a wave of resignations and they’ll either replace those folks with better bootlickers, or more likely, they won’t staff the positions at all. Later, Dotard will claim credit for downsizing the federal government.

I got liver and onions at a restaurant just two days ago because I said it was something that I would never cook at home. Thanks for making me a liar!

We label our freezer containers with a wax pencil because tape sometimes falls off, and it’s just another thing to throw in the garbage. We have three freezer bags for stock: bones, veggie scraps and cheese rinds. I also strain yogurt and freeze the whey for use in banana bread. Sometimes we have expired bags of chips…

I wonder if they considered the rampant use of air fresheners as a contributing factor, since many contain a nerve-deadening chemical that blocks your sense of smell. That’s gotta fuck up your nose eventually.

Albinism exists in people of all races and shouldn’t be used as an insult toward Beckys.

What about the Chads? Who are they and who are their employers?

But unless there’s something really different about Melanie, you generally don’t have to hide your face after that.

I never followed anyone out, but I did have a boss who chased a table out the door to ask why they stiffed me. He told them he wanted to know what I had done wrong to not deserve a tip, but really he just wanted to shame them. He also gave me some free cocaine to make up for it. (Don’t judge - it was the early 90s.)

Covering the swastika is not an option? Dude, it’s a big as a half dollar. I had a hard time even finding it in the picture. It’s not an option because he wants it to still be there, hidden under his shirt sleeve, ready to show off when he’s in the company of other racists.

No, you tell the cop to get a warrant and shut the door. It takes no time at all. The Keystone Cop goes to try and get the warrant and the judge says “go take a class on identifying illicit drugs.” The foragers get to enjoy their shrooms in peace, and the cop hopefully gets schooled on the job he’s supposed to know…

I am only bothered by her use of “cunt” as a pejorative. #reclaimcunt

We did not consider that, because the study found just the opposite. “Republican-appointed judges sentence black defendants to three more months than similar nonblacks and female defendants to two fewer months than similar males compared with Democratic-appointed judges” Why do I feel like the ‘Democrats are tougher…

Your momma is right. The only time I wear something without washing first is if it’s an absolute emergency and I have to put it on at the store. Just imagine all the chemicals, perfumes, lotions, body oils, B.O., and whatever else got on it during manufacture, distribution, display and customer try-ons.

Awww. You mean the military isn’t all shoot em up hard-ons and glory and bombing innocents? Sometimes it’s just a boring-ass job like the rest of us have to do? With pension and benefits for you AND your family? Waaahhhhh!

Hair freshly-dyed black, mini skirt under my gown, and a nice long bong session with friends before the ceremony.

Final hummingbird update for batch #2. I took this on Thursday and just then the one on the right flew away, right in front of me! It struggled a little, and couldn’t perch the first few times, but it found its way across the driveway and alighted on a tree branch. It was the clumsiest little hummingbird I ever saw.…

It breaks my heart to hear you yearn for a hat. Wear what you want, girl!

YES! I inherited a stack of these from my mother that she had been using since at least the 80s. They’re all torn up from run-ins with the disposal, but they work like a dream! Especially for shoving into a thin-necked bottle to swish n scrub. Do you have a link? I could use a few more.

I think those two things are more closely related than some gun owners like to admit.

Because it’s not really about life or heaven or any of that shit. It’s about keeping women down. The best way to keep a woman poor (and out of the workplace competing with the men) is to force her to have a baby.