he studied abroad in Spain

Republicans: If you can’t see that your President is a grifter who only wants to make nice with Russia, Korea and China so he can build hotels there, then you are idiots who deserve exactly what you get.

We ARE lucky. Hummingbirds in the front, swallows in the back, alligator lizards in the air.

Isn’t it the cutest when they perch? Their little legs are so tiny! Do you have a feeder nearby?

I love the doves! They’re so sweet.

Awww, that’s so sad. My husband saw a dead hummingbird down the block and we were worried it might have been our momma. But luckily it wasn’t. We also have swallows that just built their filthy nest in the roof peak in the back yard. Not looking forward to stepping in that all summer.

Baby hummingbird update! Momma has relocated and only comes back for feedings. Babies keep each other warm and sit with beaks pointing up to protect themselves. We think they’ll be grown and flown within the next week-10days. We love having them around, and hopefully we’ll get a third batch once they’re gone. (I…

Nope. Men don’t use condoms, lube, dildos or butt plugs.

Nope. Men don’t use condoms, lube, dildos or butt plugs.

Burying indicates a concern for the “baby” or a desire to conceal. Murderers and grieving mothers would bury the “body.” Flushing makes me think it was viewed as an unwanted bunch of cells and not an unborn child.

We collect the small end bits in a jar in the bathroom cabinet and when it’s full they get chopped, melted with water, and poured into the liquid hand soap dispenser.

Our wedding DJ played “Tainted Love” at our reception. “The love we share seems to go nowhere.” It’s not even good to dance to!

If only. Then they could have a big old shoot-em-up involving every Citizen Good Guy with a gun and Darwin themselves out of existence.

Is he, though?

Becky’s mom is afraid that Becky is going to get it going on with non-white boys at college.

I think you’re one of the best writers around these parts. Which probably means you’ll be moving on soon. But until then I am here for every one of your articles!

You know we’re all laughing at your pathetic negging, right?

I would enjoy Twitter a lot more if it was nothing but nonstop good deeds.

Probably. But I would bet good money that they wouldn’t have asked two black men for their thoughts on Cardi B being sued or Joy Reid’s homophobia. Unless, of course, the dude had a sexual history with one of them.

It’s also good old-fashioned “But, what about the men?” If it hadn’t been Kanye, it would have been some other dude. We can’t just talk about women and their projects. It’s gotta always circle back to talking about dudes.

It seems that all your talk is shit. Your very first comment called people losers. If you’re getting that fired up over the methods other people use to cook their food, you’ve got some issues that are bigger than just wanting perfect bacon.