She’s back! Less than two weeks after the last batch flew away the hummingbird has two new eggs in the nest. This was taken about 10 days ago, so we should have hatchlings soon. I’ll try to post regular pics this time.

His followers love that shit. They love that they elected a child. They love how he “shakes things up.” They think it’s all a laugh riot. And they’re probably raising all their little shitheads to be just like him. Looking forward to an entire generation of idiots and assholes because of all of them.

Harold and Maude: “I’m petitioning for peace.”

Yeah, that’s what they all say. They all have a safe, and their guns are always locked inside them. Except when they’re left behind in the bathroom.

That is straight up Darwinism.

Escaping abuse is never cute, either. If the people who “love” you are dangerous, you don’t owe them a thing.

I’m with Kate. Small curd is disgusting. And large curd is impossible to find. Also full-fat or it’s a no-go.

This is how I feel about orange Jell-O. It’s not horrible, but it was never my first or second choice of Jell-O flavors, but I was made to eat it in the hospital once when I was a kid (liquid diet, only option) and now I really dislike it.

I instantly thought of the British TV show, “The Detectorists.” It made me want to get a metal detector, and now this has just inflamed my desire.

He has the most half-assed thumbs up ever. I wish he would stick his stupid bendy thumb up his own ass for a change.

It was all about how everything they do is just to help me (even after telling them multiple times to not do that thing).

None of those places are appropriate for an audition or a reading. But yeah, there are plenty of appropriate audition spaces at the studio, or the agent or producer’s office, or at a local theatre. Having to meet in hotel rooms and homes is unnecessary.

It’s not rude. Expecting a professional journalist to read through their article a single time to make sure that auto correct hasn’t misnamed a sexual assault victim as “Lesion” is not out of line.

Awhile back I read that restaurants can’t/won’t do that because they can’t vouch for the cleanliness or safety of the container. But I thought it meant that they won’t box it for me, I just have to do it myself. I don’t know if that was or still is accurate. Anyone else know?

It’s not that awesome, trustworthy, faithful men get all turned around once they marry a Kardashian. It’s that the Kardashian women are all drawn to shitty men.

She returned yesterday. Two more eggs. I guess we have the best spot in the neighborhood!

This. Porn stars get tested for STIs on the reg. Sadly, that probably means that Donnie is clean too, or was when they (*mouth vomit*) did it.

Go thump Atlas Shrugged somewhere else.

Would join.

With you on Fred Armisen. A creep and a one-trick pony, to boot.