Oh, they apply it. If you get trapped in your car and they “find” a single flake of weed in it, they’re good to go. They don’t want to put the car down, they want to auction it off so they can buy more unnecessary military equipment or give their best, whitest cops bigger bonuses.

Due process is already dismantled. See: RICO and asset forfeiture laws.

Chelsea had better teachers on how to keep your shit secret.

And the trolling is laughably weak. Talking about the insecurities of pissy girls that are all like his feelin’-bad sisters who turned on him in a heartbeat, but he needs them to vote. The kid needs to get some fresh trigger words.

There is already legal precedent to support it. We love civil asset forfeiture in this country. The cops can take literally everything you own and say it’s because they think you are a criminal. They can sell it all before you even go to court (if you’re even charged with a crime at all. Per the DOJ: Civil judicial…

Townsends is my absolute favorite! Skip the carrot custard. But definitely make the lime candy.

Capitalism will never make them go away. Gun nuts love buying guns. Their desire for the feeling of power that comes with owning a boom stick is WAY more important to them than the safety of others.

Credit where it’s due, that’s a tweet I couldn’t get embedded. I did not come up with that.

What does #Yourbared mean? Your bar, Ed? Your bared what? You r bared? I am so confused.

“i believe in a shadowy organisation so powerful that it is able to manipulate public opinion by orchestrating false-flag attacks with actors as victims, but i also believe this organisation is so incompetent as to use the same actors in multiple events. behold my amazing brain”

Nah. Her daddy will get her a job working for one of his buddies, she’ll marry some racist frat-boy who works at a bank, and everything will be fine for her.

And...Jones didn’t nearly kill 1,000 people. He fully killed nearly 1,000 people.

Right? She that lieth down with Republicans...

Why would she speak truths? She works for Trump.

You can’t do that to me, Emma. I thought that fucker had really died. Between this and the Root story about the racist lady that had a heart attack but lived, you guys are KILLING ME!

Once again, the cash grab is nice, but the long term benefit of disenfranchising these young men of their vote and future job opportunities is the real bonus.

Because people in other countries have souls and empathy and care about the safety of others more than the thrill of rapid fire?

Her name is Brooke Baldwin. She is amazing, and we should all know who she is. BROOKE BALDWIN.

Yep. They chose it because she’s a blonde white woman.

It’s especially egregious since the other big fear they spout is that gun control laws will keep guns out of the hands of patriotic revolutionaries when we need to rise up or defend ourselves against our own government. Apparently a street thug or a crazed lone wolf will still be able to get guns regardless of the…