Surely this is the type of thing, along with the videos calling the victims crisis actors, that our Dear President was talking about when he said we need to strengthen our country’s libel laws. Right?

If that money is going to be used to buy back our elected officials, it just might work. After all, that’s the only thing they seem to care about.

The bigger questions is why are they so committed to revealing people’s ages? What is that all about?

I’d like everyone to stop saying he “has” a conviction like it’s a MAGA hat or a pickup truck that you just acquire along the way. He IS a convict and a sex offender. Call it what it is.

And the fuckwits who pull into the right lane because there is one car ahead of them at the red light, thus preventing me from turning right on red.

I’m fine with not splitting entrees or paying more for a split plate charge as long as the server doesn’t automatically bring two fucking forks with my single dessert without asking. That shit drives me INSANE. Dessert is the one thing I’m definitely not going to share.

I’m interested to know why you needed to research wedding records for an energy company.

We should make it legal to own guns but not to manufacture, sell or distribute them. Also no taking them across state lines, providing them to children, or shipping them through the US Mail. Republicans loved that idea when it was about dealing drugs. Why not resurrect it for dealing guns?

Or don’t be lazy and strive to get healthier cleaning products on the market. Cut out the petrochemical industry and maybe we’ll see some progress. But as long as Rex Tillerson and his buddies need to continue making money on oil in the face of increased use of alternative energies, that petroleum has to be sold to…

Soon, everyone in America will know a kid who’s been killed at school. Then things will change, gun-lovin’ jabronis be damned.

I don’t care about winning allies from the shoot-em-up community. They are a lost cause. I want to rally everyone else to finally amend the constitution so we can take away your killing machines.

Ah yes. Rush Limbaugh, the ultimate Constitutionalist.

It is when you encourage kids with known disciplinary problems and a penchant for killing animals to join your shoot-em-up club.

Yes. Yes I would. If they allow kids with known disciplinary issues and a history of killing animals access to firearms and to teach them to be more accurate with them, then they are complicit too.

They don’t really need or want him to care about them. They just want him to keep women and POC down.

This is the generation that will finally amend the constitution.

Nope. That’s in the Declaration of Independence which is not a legally binding document. Besides, the self-evident rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness could be used to justify both the anti-choice crowd and the AR-15 loving crowd.

OMG Mango Unchained is one of the best I’ve heard so far. +1!

“One of my team members is black so I can’t be racist.”