That’s how I do it. But I stir it and change the filter half way through to make it firmer. Then add honey and spread on fresh strawberries.

Nothing will make it happen. The gun manufacturers and lawmakers tell their idiot gun-totin’-lovin’ constituents that all this is worth it because someday we might need to take up arms against our own oppressive government. The sad thing is, this administration may be the first one that requires armed rebellion, but…

It sucks that you have to apologize for being a voice of reason and honesty. Maybe we should all stop judging each other for shit like that. “That Guy” sometimes has important and valuable insight. Thanks for speaking out.

You got somethin’ against pancakes?

We have cake. You got somethin’ against poppy seeds?

You got somethin’ against Poland?

Is that because you earned more money than you anticipated last year so you had to reimburse them your monthly $116 government credit? We’re concerned the same thing will happen to us this year. But we use our health insurance every month for prescriptions and doctors visits, so it’s definitely worth it for us.

Perhaps rather than making all three part of the same marriage contract, each individual is allowed to enter into multiple overlapping marriage contracts. Let’s say that A, B and C are all married to the other two people, forming the triad. If C cheats on the triad and A divorces C, but B chooses not to, then A would…

Because if someone opens fire at a show, and someone else returns fire in an attempt to stop the attack, that person is a good guy with a gun as long as they’re white. But if they’re black, then they’re a gangster thug who was “involved in the shooting.” Guess which one the NRA supports.

Yep. And I’m guessing that a lot of people in charge of what gets reported are probably part of the 63% of white men that voted for Trump. Primarily reporting on black criminality results from, and serves, multiple Trump/Republican agendas.

I wish Jezebel would stop using images of Trump that are somewhat normal when you could be using his immeasurable vanity as a tool to drive him crazy. All images of him should be stuff like this, which I feel is a great example of the man he really is:

Right? And the 63% of white men who voted for that asshat. If everyone in the family takes money from the bank account, we can’t say “if only Mom had been more responsible we wouldn’t be overdrawn.”

He’s a real Achiever.

But the fragrance industry is not held to the same standards. Even cosmetics that are otherwise regulated are allowed to have known carcinogens in their formulas listed just as “fragrance” or “perfume” and the manufacturers don’t have to tell you what they are. Check the labels - that shit is in everything.

Not surprised. Glen Morgan is a stereotypical Hollywood scumbag who divorced his first wife and married his leading lady who is 22 years his junior.

I’m not going to shame moms for buying the old plastic Yoplait container, but I will continue to shame the company for refusing to change their cup design, which is not biodegradable and is deadly to adorable wildlife: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/yoplait-yogurt-wildlife-danger-skunk-cups_us_5602dde9e4b0fde8b0d0…

Notorius RBG looks like she thinks this is shady AF.

I hear it makes a nice vinegar:

Absolutely! I can’t wait to see how this is going to come back around to bite him in the ass.

Good old Officer Friendly, back again. Those cops are going to get some seriously tough questions from today’s kids.