...calling the allegations “not only upsetting to him” but also “against his core beliefs.”

Are you saying Donald Trump is a “normal” man? Because he is exactly the type of person that would do something like this: a narcissist who can only think of himself and how many of his years he’s given up. He’s the type of man who believes his daughters are his property. And it’s not just our hyper-sexual culture…

I know a network censor. He’s just what you would expect: middle-aged, white, overpaid, judgmental, uptight, rude, arrogant and stuck in the past.

Because prisons make money. Testing rape kits doesn’t.

I cannot find a single incident of a police department declaring bankruptcy after a wrongful death/brutality suit. Please post your source for this information.

Wills’ smile is so freaking fake. He’s like a little kid who’s mom always makes him pose and smile for the camera when he doesn’t want to. You know the smile, all teeth and no eyes.

I was once advised to learn how to say “the doctor forbids it” in the language of any country I visit so as not to offend when refusing alcohol.

Isn’t all fabric flammable?

It’s the belief that brown Mexicans should stay on their side of the fence, asshole.

Yes. They’re trained to say, “We’ve decided to go another way with this character.” And then you’re out the door.

What horse shit. If your religion says that you’re not allowed to look at me, then wear an eye mask. If you’re not supposed to touch me, bring your own board and put it up on your side of the armrest. What does Jewish G-D say about personal responsibility? Does He say that everyone else on Earth must go out of their…

I’d love it if you would also include the name of the judge in stories like this. She is New York Supreme Court Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich, an elected official who comes up for reelection in 2023. Mark your calendars, New Yorkers.

I would definitely try it. You know that thing probably has a wicked shimmy by now. And it’s portable, apparently.

Just as a man who can’t get a boner anymore continues eating the food of his offspring.

The problem isn’t that we are projecting personal feeling onto the study, but rather that the study is flawed because of the projection of personal beliefs on the part of the researchers. The most important point in this article is that they didn’t study, or even think to study, why men don’t drop dead once they can’t…

Maybe it’s more that the Kardashians are attracted to fixer-uppers. And we all know how that usually works out.

Blech, white chocolate!

Haw dare you sully the name of Boosh!

I do, and indeed MUST, know that your statement is fact. You are an expert on both cocaine and James Woods, therefore anything you say about him is automatically true. I now believe that James Woods is a coke snorting asshole.

Her duplicity is more than just “altering” her message to suit her audience. If she lauds Goldman Sachs’ business practices when she’s with them behind closed doors, and earns almost 3/4 of a million dollars doing so, how can we be expected to believe her when she says she will regulate them better if elected? It’s…