GET THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE ASAP

Same classy Seattle fans that rocked Sean Taylor jersey's with fake bloody gunshot holes in them at the playoff game there that season. Fuck Seattle. Then, now, forever.

If Seth is telling the truth that he was thrown at least 20 feet then we can rule out Peyton Manning as a suspect.

This almost makes Tennis interesting.

when I was halfway through college, we ended up with a particularly bright person in charge of buying the booze who did the math and figured out that the handle of 160 proof vodka (Devils Springs) had more alcohol per dollar than two handles of whatever 80 proof swill was on sale that week. add a 2 liter of…

You ruin a perfectly good steak.

Every fetus is a potential second wife so....

Rick my ass.

Huh... I didn’t realize 30% of black people undergo spontaneous slavery.

There are some regressive idiots in the state house and senate for sure, but we still have a Democratic governor who’s gonna veto the shit out of the bills mentioned. So, there’s that.

I’m not one to make slavery comparisons but I think forcing a woman to carry every pregnancy to term builds a much stronger argument.

Seinfeld is always drek. But how was she? :)

It kinda grows on you. Like a tumor. That is slowly killing you.

I've got to disagree with almost every brewery being able to drop a decent Porter. If it isn't one of their flagship brews, most porters end up way too sweet, or intolerably burnt and bitter.

I think it’s these guys...

Especially if we send it back in time and drop it on Hitler.

A better title would be “How the Russian navy would invade a totally undefended beach today”

Racism in the United States should have died a long time ago, but look at the issued de jour in the presidential primary debates - it’s still kicking.

spoiler alert: its the black thing

ill preface this comment by saying i was born and raised in Massachusetts (spent 25 yeas in Boston and the South Shore.). This has to be the first time ever that the police have covered up for a black guy.