These two have been openly sparring in the media and aren’t on speaking terms. I repeat, Irsay just kept a coach and a GM who don’t even speak to each other. This is a Cleveland Browns level decision.

Godamn uppity crackers!

Okay Tom, I get that Brady is a fancy dog, but why did you post the old video of Tim Tebow trying to figure out the Patriots offense?

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

If you want to throw away great performances because of drugs, I suggest you also throw out your entire music collection because we seem to be ok with musicians taking drugs and in fact we glorify and enable them.

Talking about Peyton Manning and HGH would take away from the time he had set on his crusade to ban players from jumping.

Respectively - no; no; yes.

Paging Ted Wells...Need a investigation into rampant cheating in the NFL.

[Insert random ‘Why didn’t he just hit up his owner for the drugs?’ joke here]

I hope James Harrison’s kid takes every trophy in their house and shoves them up his dad’s ass...

As a Packer fan, I'm hoping the NFL treats Matthews and Peppers the same way they did Ray Lewis when they ignored the deer antler spray and murder.

This report tells me that if any of my hometown Browns are using these types of drugs, they are obviously doing it wrong.

Peyton: [to Nationwide jingle] “Stick the needle in my ass.”

Unfortunately for Manning, the only area the HGH seems to have worked is on his forehead.

or a bat.

I have a good source stating that the horse voted neigh on Serena.

As a woman who had a best friend who was thinner, blonder, and prettier during the first 1/2 of life, I hope Amy is not being....Nevermind. I’m probably just projecting😁😳😜

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

The face of the worlds most unenthusiastic court apppointed defense lawyer.

Oh thank god. I was really worried no one would step into the sexist, homophobic, neanderthal boxer void Floyd Mayweather left behind when he retired.