Feather pillows don’t melt steel beams.

No wonder she divorced you.

Technically, it can maintain this condition right up until the point that it impacts the ground. You have to pay extra for that.

Related: Not being a sexist fuckwit about your corner offices likely to dovetail with other business practices that are good for the bottom line.

“Dammit! Flipping a coin is a game of skill”

Tokenism?

In his defense, this is the reporter:

Here’s an article that describes a similar study using encapsulated pancreatic cells. It explains how the issue of immune system rejection is overcome. http://www.babymed.com/abstracts/type…

Manning’s college career gave them rest of his team good training for that.

Meanwhile, Tom Cable is still tirelessly building a Seahawks offensive line that in the not too distant future will get Russell Wilson killed.

HIT THE BALL WITH THE RACKET IN SUCH A MANER THAT HE IS UNABLE TO DO THE SAME!!

“it would be hilarious to watch Von Miller cream an unsuspecting Tom Brady well after the whistle.”

They must be kicking themselves that Andy Reid didn’t make it through to the Conference championship.

Carson Palmer as the old guy who dies in the third quarter? Accurate.

“That’s no moon.”

How can a flat object be hollow?

Probably ended the same way as when I challenged Ann Coulter to a game of “Horse”

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

skid-resistant on the outside, or the inside? Both could come in handy.

Cue Albert Mohler’s gay scandal in 5, 4, 3...