Truly this is some really moronic behavior. How three or more men (who are not living in a frat house) could this is OK, acceptable, or in any way good is beyond me. Exotic dancers is bad enough, but the whole schoolgirl fantasy thing?!? Really? Statutory rape is your fantasy of choice??? That is messed up.

There is no magic, only tricks.

On the bright side, my alcoholic bipolar emotionally abusive father is starting to look pretty good by comparison.

Thanks for the tip on CSU-Bakersfield. I just bet my entire retirement fund on them. I mean, you are a sports blogger, so I figure must have special insight.

Moral of the story: Don’t get born to stupid-fuck parents. They just might kill you out of principled ignorance.

..... said a dude 150 years before the invention of modern antibiotics. Now sometimes doctors use medicine to help the patient heal, and God get the credit for the “miracle.”

That is the cure (if bland pancakes are the disease).

Does is matter at all if the religion is true? I mean it was nice growing up believing in Santa Claus, and maybe it made us kids behave a little better, especially after Thanksgiving, but last I checked the North Pole is not really Santaland.

This sounds like a story from Triumph the Insult Historian Dog. “Hitler was a very good dictator.... for me to poop on.”

A British neurologist (Brian Butterworth) watched his reelection speeches and made a tentative diagnosis of alzheimers. He wrote up his opinion and was roundly criticized because —if correct— it would cause global instability, not because he was wrong.

Dude: “Hello, I understand that Erin Andrews is staying at the hotel. Would you please tell me her room number and book me into an adjacent room?”

Why do you hate America? Don’t you know that if violent felons don’t have assault rifles and handguns and go on shooting rampages then the terrorists win?

Gun show loophole, private sale loophole, every other god damn silly loophole.

This is nonsense. Everyone knows that JonBenet was killed by the Zodiac killer, who is in fact Ted Cruz.

If any Russian officials are reading this, I would like to state for the record that I have no involvement with or knowledge of Russian sports training regimens and I am especially ignorant of PED’s.

I was seeing that too. Dude looks like 20 years older than he did when he left office 9 years ago. Must be all that stressful painting of dogs and feet-in tubs. That shit can really wear a guy out.

You were close. The right answer is slap Fiorina with the old rubber water bottle. Cruz needs to be slapped with a big long floppy dildo. One with lots of realistic color and texture, so he has no doubt what he is being slapped with.

C’mon, be fair. She did bring a fresh new perspective on the abortion/planned parenthood debate**. So she did contribute. Also, she made kidnapping children and using them as props a campaign technique. What an innovator!

Easy there pal. We all know that Brownie did a heckuva job.

Just to be clear, do you mean lobster roll the foodstuff, or is that a new nickname for some kind of sex act? I am picturing something with 8 legs rolling around.