When he was arrested, the police report said, Stockert claimed that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe and that he came to the capital to announce his campaign for president.

i’m annoyed with this. not really that they endorsed HRC- but they endorsed anyone in the primary. why bother? both bernie and HRC will be good for planned parenthood. why not wait until the general election and endorse the dem and we can all get behind it? this is just pissing off donors and causing infighting

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

If it were Brandon LaFell, he never would have occupied the house, because he would have dropped the keys.

Done. Now what? Still offended.

Brian Hairlacher!

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

These two have been openly sparring in the media and aren’t on speaking terms. I repeat, Irsay just kept a coach and a GM who don’t even speak to each other. This is a Cleveland Browns level decision.

Godamn uppity crackers!

Okay Tom, I get that Brady is a fancy dog, but why did you post the old video of Tim Tebow trying to figure out the Patriots offense?

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

If you want to throw away great performances because of drugs, I suggest you also throw out your entire music collection because we seem to be ok with musicians taking drugs and in fact we glorify and enable them.

Talking about Peyton Manning and HGH would take away from the time he had set on his crusade to ban players from jumping.

Of course it didn’t help when the CIA sent “healthcare workers” to give “vaccines” to children in Pakistan to suss out where Osama Bid Ladin.

Respectively - no; no; yes.

Paging Ted Wells...Need a investigation into rampant cheating in the NFL.

[Insert random ‘Why didn’t he just hit up his owner for the drugs?’ joke here]

I hope James Harrison’s kid takes every trophy in their house and shoves them up his dad’s ass...

As a Packer fan, I'm hoping the NFL treats Matthews and Peppers the same way they did Ray Lewis when they ignored the deer antler spray and murder.

This report tells me that if any of my hometown Browns are using these types of drugs, they are obviously doing it wrong.