or a bat.

Which is the primary reason presidential elections matter.

All it takes is one patriotic cannoli.

I have a good source stating that the horse voted neigh on Serena.

As a woman who had a best friend who was thinner, blonder, and prettier during the first 1/2 of life, I hope Amy is not being....Nevermind. I’m probably just projecting😁😳😜

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

The face of the worlds most unenthusiastic court apppointed defense lawyer.

Oh thank god. I was really worried no one would step into the sexist, homophobic, neanderthal boxer void Floyd Mayweather left behind when he retired.

Sounds like a perfect GOP presidential candidate.

Hey, I think I found our starting lineup for next season

Evolved, not designed. :)

I don’t know how Sark doesn’t win this case: USC should have known something was wrong with him after he bought an Apple Watch

That is just ignorant, sir. Everyone knows they play for Baltimore.

Dean Blandino said:

Wrong. Because if there’s one thing Big Ben can do, it’s take no for an answer.

No means no Ben, you’re not playing.

A discussion of food movies without “Big Night” isn’t worth having. Almost every scene is delicious, but the final scene where Stanley Tucci makes this frittata is my favorite:

So the Mohs Hardness Scale now has to literally go to 11?

Great. So now when the LHC makes a black hole, we’ll all get lead poisoning too.

This dude could keep this coffee cup full.