Predictably, he short-armed the monkey bars.

“OH! THIS DINO AIN’T GOIN’ EXTINCT!” - Akbar Gbaja-Biamila, probably

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

I love leprechaun pride month. And I love your name. Really miss that show. Think I’ll do another Better Off Ted netflix binge.

I’m descended from one of the executed. The wiccans piss me off so, SO much, because no one who died in Salem due to the hysteria identified as Wiccan or pagan in any way. The closest any of them came to not being Christian was not attending church every Sunday due to being elderly and living far from town.

Ergot + misogyny + long winters + overly-vivid Jesus-freak imaginations with too much time on their hands = BURN THE WITCH!

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

NO!!!! I don’t eat meat and even if I did NO ONE could eat my mini pig family !

Obligatory “Should buy more F22s and A10s instead” comment.

I choose to believe she chose the boots to match the poop.

No dudes named Sean always suck.

Well maybe they’re both into it and they’re soul mates

Evil ALIEN warlord Xenu :/

geeze, step your game up Bengals

Jason Pierre Paul had a small hand in it.

The only thing that could worsen the tragedy would be if agenda-driven ideologues decided to act.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

I wonder if it’s a choice though: believe or don’t. I couldn’t believe in God. Back when I was a good Catholic girl getting ready for my first confession, I just knew it wasn’t true. I didn’t want to reject the faith of my family but... Well, I just assumed it was like Santa and everyone was in on the con.

I’m reading Going Clear right now, and like, I knew L. Ron Hubbard was delusional (you’d have to be to come up with Xenu, right), but I did not fully grasp the extent of his ridiculousness. And how he found an EQUALLY PSYCHOTIC person to continue Scientology (David Miscavige) is just beyond me.