Occasionally, I think about the evidence for the existence of Jesus and how, if he even did exist, how little we know about him and I wonder how Christianity would change if we knew the truth about him. And, what about Mohammed, whose life is better recorded but the sketchy things are brushed over or ignored.

This may be my favorite comment ever for so many reasons.

2 reasons:

1) The NFL teams make it seem like they are doing these celebrations out of the goodness of their true blue patriotic ‘Merican hearts because gosh darn it, they just love the troops so, so much.

2) When the NFL gives up it’s non-profit, tax exempt status and starts paying taxes on the billions of dollars it…

Goodell has suspended the DoD and Congress for 4 games.

And just a decade after the military tried to cover up killing Pat Tillman!

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

Watching Deflategate coverage Version 2.0 is still better than having to watch the Pro Bowl, so lock it in NFL; you have something better to talk about football limbo weekend.

I don’t know, Barry. Pushing the Super Bowl back to accommodate the NFL’s biggest event would be incredibly controversial.

because Reductio ad Hitlerum?

Because Obama. DUH!

To be fair, if I said I’d love a Trump presidency because free hats and golf, I’d hope nobody took me seriously either.

I hate Tom Brady because he beat my team!

So he’d be OK with a “troubled man” following a little boy into the men’s room? The fuck???

Start with 5 sets of 30 second Polyp Pumps. Get your triglycerides nice and creamy. Three times a week you should be chasing cars through the neighborhood while wearing nothing but ankle weights. If you live in a rural area, just run through a meadow with your arms outstretched until you take flight. Fly for as long…

(known as Bhangmeters)

Meh, I pretty much assume that most white men in Kentucky worship figures in pointy white hats waaaay more the rest of us.

Before today, Calipari thought the Golden Rule was a required year of college basketball before the pros.