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I’d put Kim Davis higher on this list. Ugh.

Shouldn’t hearing about someone’s winning/losing poker hand be on this list?

For an even greater (albeit more expensive) experience, I recommend going the AFF route. Tandem skydives are only cool if you’re a 90 year old former president; otherwise you look like a pair of dragonflies mating.

I thought he was a human muppet.

According to his Wikipedia page, he fancies himself to be a food connoisseur, then lists one of his favorite restaurants as PF Changs..

What the ever-living fuck? I cannot see how tampering with the kit would help the alleged victim, nor do I see how she could gain access to the kit. If someone inside the Police Department tampered with the kit to protect some golden-boy hockey player accused rapist that person should fucking fry.

Have you tried to hide a boner in a monk robe?

The “women show greater compassion/empathy/sensitivity” thing is so fucking OVER. I’m sick of it. Some of the most terrible people I know are women, whether its the pettiness or the rudeness or whatever it is they do that stucks. Kim Davis’s opinions are not uncommon among women and not just white women, I know lots

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SHUT UP, OLD MAN. Just sit down and shut the fuck up.

Cheer up. X is still in the world, except the kids today call it Molly.

Who knew that misogyny could be reincarnated?

Breaking news: every major religion is sexist and has barbaric views on women. More at 8.

Breaking: old man is sexist.

He’s been a shitheqd for decades.

I don’t think he understands the term “enlightened”

Momma always told me to never trust Lamas. Plus, they spit.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

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All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.