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Look at how close they are in that first picture. She’s right on top of him. Maybe the Steelers should sign her.

Great, if he grows up I can go back to hating him properly like every other member of the Patriots organization.

I was really hoping he’d make an honest woman out of a porn star or something.

This is a great move for Gronk. He’ll spend much more time this year catching TDs than STDs.

That’s the most bizarre part of all of this. If in week 1 you tell your team your not comfortable with a 10 point lead and about 70 seconds left, how much confidence does that instill for the remainder of the season??

Steak tartare is amazing. Raw hamburger from the supermarket? You might as well just lick a public toilet.

What about the fact that she was the only contestant to “not hear” the question buying her a fresh 20 seconds.

Something something something Peyton manning as a rookie

I think they more had in mind the idea that they’d recover the surprise onside kick, and then be able to win outright with a FG on the only actual possession of OT. Not un-dumb but not AS dumb as it would be without the stupid-ass quasi-sudden-death OT rule.

We’ll have an angry Russ Wilson at Lambeau in primetime next Sunday — unless we can trick him into hitting up Ciara out of wedlock. Operation Sex Panther, activate.

Good thing they got rid of their best interior offensive lineman so they could get a short-yardage blocking machine like Jimmy Graham.

I blame the lack of nanobubbles

*tries desperately to come up with something funny out of a scary situation*

Seems like 9 hours before their season starts is a perfect time to find this out.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

I remember David Rosengarten (back when he was on tv) discussing cuts of beef and how the forbidden cuts (tenderloin for example) would need to be brought to the temple to be destroyed. Then he jokingly claimed that back then, the priests were saving the cuts for themselves.

bit of column a.. bit of column b....

Jesus, take the meal.

I've been thinking lately: Does religion make ppl crazy or are crazy ppl more likely to be super religious?