The Killing is excellent.

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

It’s comma asshole, you dumb fuck.

All I could think of after that play was “Now I know how it’s like to feel like a New York Giant. Free superbowls!”

Things I learned on my summer vacation:

Deadspin: we love ESPN, hate ESPN, love ESPN, hate ESPN.

“Filming from an unapproved location” has quite a different tone then implying that the filming itself was illegal. It’s 66 in a 65 zone instead of mass murder. And you well know it.

Gaah! You heterosexuals, always shoving your lifestyle down everyone’s throat!

You could always add; “Sounds weird out loud, doesn’t it?” in smaller print under it. It would show where you lean a bit.

They got there already... here’s one for your wife and one for you!

Was Tom Brady generally aware this was happening?

You should have made a game show buzzer sound and said:

Religion of Peace; my ass.

Regarding humidity in a luthier’s shop: When Richard Brune showed me around his shop, he specifically pointed out the multiple humidifiers and dehumidifiers running at the same time to maintain a constant humidity level.

If you think Johnny Dangerously is an awful movie, you’re a fargin icehole.

I watched Johnny Dangerously once. Once.

Roger Goodell tried to suspend Tom Brady once...once.

On a somewhat related note, their plan to hang an Aaron Hernandez banner was shot down.