Thank goodness you said that. I was going to say he sounded awfully pretentious but I didn’t want to be that guy. That being said, that looked like a really, really nice guitar.

FREE GAROPPOLLO

At long last, our national nightmare is ... Beginning again.

Oh I don’t know, while I give 0 fucks about the “scandal” itself watching Goddell get slapped down gives me a happy.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

So stay off social media today, gotcha.

“FUCK!” - Jimmy Garoppolo

Box seating, here we come!

Nobody drinks that shit unless they are slamming a case before entering the stadium.

The video cuts right before she apologized to the umpire and went over for a handshake and then pulled it away quickly saying, “Too slow.”

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

“My dog humped my leg yesterday.”

The last good thing the Ravens did: kept the nation from having to endure Colin Kaepernick, Super Bowl champion.

What about doing something useful, like making the NFL pay for brain injuries?

You know what? As a gay person who’s been subjected to repeated legal discrimination—including being blocked from marrying my partner of over a decade until a couple of months ago, being subject to a ban on LGBT adoption, having to hire an attorney to draft POA and hospital visitation documents just so I could see my…

Yeah, but how are we to trust this new study about these other studies until another study has studied this new study?

Reason # 10: He was really just a front for the cuckolded woman who designed Ashley Madison as a trap to get revenge on the philandering husbands of America: She uses the fake site to bilk them of thousands dollars and then dumps all of their personal data on the internet via a “hack”!!

Oh I think I've heard of them, I think my ex is the CEO.

[Seth Davis reads tweet]

“Tiger is done and should just retire.”