Get well soon, John.

I find it highly confusing when someone who purposely got a tribal arm band tattoo makes sane, logical arguments.

“There is no way I’m being self-serving.”

Any Police Procedural that has hit the syndication (100 eps) mark—because that’s the point the writers can relax—sometimes way too much. Although NCIS is a special case, that thing is just so gosh-darn inoffensive that it’s actually kinda hard to work up a dislike for it (it’s like competently cooked vegetarian…

With you on everything ‘cept using “Man up.” That’s a phrase that needs to die an undignified death.

You have a hairline? I’m so jealous.

Dear Tony,

Libception

I thought Buddhism was the least shitty religion, until I started hearing about radical monks. So I just go by my own personal beliefs, which involve thinking nature is pretty great and one simple rule: don’t be an asshole.

Also on Brady’s team, extreme handsomeness and a strong suit game.

You forgot to mention Peter King. He will also be in the room, tucked away out of sight between Goodell’s legs.

She's literally going to explode one day if she doesn't stop with the steroids.

Man, the players really should form a union or something.

The Sepp is strong with this one.

I heard Roger Goodell dresses up like Sepp Blatter for Halloween.

Here’ s where I agree with Brady’s agent (and I’m not a Pats fan).

Guys, don’t do it: don’t let them make you talk about football four days after the Kentucky Derby. Don’t let them make you talk about football the day after the Warriors lost a home game to a team that can clearly beat them in a seven-game series, or the morning of a game that Lebron absolutely positively has to win.…

I respectfully disagree with the other posters here. I feel like she has tried through multiple avenues since the incident occured to get justice for what happened. It’s not uncommon for civil proceedings to happen well after all criminal cases regarding the matter are over, as they can be used to strengthen a civil…

“Let he among us who has not inappropriately touched another man’s genitals grab...heh heh, I mean CAST the first stones.”

He missed having January off