“This case is dismissed and I hate minorities.” There. Dismissed with prejudice.

She has been ripping it up in “The Fall” (crazy good show on Netflix). He has as much charisma as a sheet of plywood. Plus, isn’t there and equal pay law in CA now? This shit is whacked.

LeBron only travels on offense.

You know who else used to steal jokes? Hitler. /** the internet comment section rules require this comment **/

Why don’t the pro-lifers love homosexuals? I know very few gay men worried about abortion access. Not too many lesbians either. But, you know, Jeebus and all.

His advisory board is a diverse group. Some say no abortions ever. Some say never ever. Some say never ever ever. The most fervent add an exclamtion point.

New rule: if you seriously injure yourself while riding without a helmet, the ambulance driver gets to kill you on the way to the hospital where they can harvest your organs. You get freedom, we get organs.

Congrats. Progress for equality. And I think this poor coach is really taking one for the team. Spend lots of time with the Ryan brothers?!? Spend fall and winter in Buffalo?!? Yeesh. Weren’t there any openings in San Diego? She’s a trooper.

How does this guy find time to form an opinion about DFS? Isn’t he pretty busy fighting against abortion, gay marriage, and figuring out how to limit the federal overreach of an imperial president?

Oooh. This guy is edgy. And by edgy I mean a racist shitbag.

These are the same “classy” fans that spent the week before the superbowl breaking into the Patriots hotel and setting off fire alarms. Stay classy Seattle!

He then added “yeah, I’ve been having all kinds of creative ideas since I started taking HG.... I mean started doing crossword puzzles in my spare time. Yup, fountain of youth for the brain those crossword puzzles.”

Mazeltov!

Yup. The fact that you know it, and I know it and neither ATP/TIU or FIFA has stopped the fixing is a fucking embarrassment.

You’re right. Except that curling is not a sport. It is legit though. Canadians are too polite to bet, and no one else gives a shit.

Agreed. Golf is ready for a PED’s or betting scandal.

“I am coming for you. I am loaded for bear. I have norovirus, E. coli, and maybe some ebola in the deep freeze. I will hound you until you are a malodorous festering corpse. I will hunt you to the gates of hell and back. I will dance upon your grave and wipe your memory from all who love you. You will be the trophy on…

I’m with you.... as long as the roadkill in question promises not to undermine a woman’s right to choose.

Well reasoned. To be clear, is that a rabid gray squirrel, or a rabid flying squirrel? The rabid flying squirrel sounds pretty cool.

Aaaah college. Where people go to get smart. Or is it where smart people go to do dumb stuff? I can’t remember. Lost too many brain cells on the store brand vodka.