But let’s remember who the real victim is: Stan Kroenke. He said so himself.

Hold on. When did Rhode Island move to Florida? Maybe it moved south for the winter.

I have been crunching the numbers for several hours now, and I can confirm (to a degree of certainty), that 3 is more than 2. I would show my work, but it is quite extensive and would not fit easily in this comments section.

Makes good sense. Atone for Virgina’s history of controlling black people as property and limiting their daily liberties by controlling women’s bodies and limiting their liberties. That just adds up like 1 + 1 = 47.

Weed may cure cancer, but it can’t cure stupid. Or bad grammar.

“Oh, so that’s why they call it MANDATED reporter. Mandated. We get it now.”

Well, it did solve poverty for 3 people. And in a country of 300 million, that works out to 10%.

Sounds like you are a man with an economic sense, a calculator, and a problem. I think that makes you qualified to work on wall street. Mazeltov!

Congratulations. You invented the yellow icky, AKA the lemony-fresh hangover. Didn’t cure cancer, but we cured hangover-free mornings.

Back in my poor college days, we used to mix pub club brand vodka (think mineral spirits, but more stinky aftertaste. $10 for 1/2 gallon) with generic grocery store fruit punch mix. Mix up the fruit punch mix with water. Add equal parts ice, vodka, and red fruit punch. We called it a Red Icky. It always lived up the…

Yeah, it’s probably the potatoes, and not the quart of Ben & Jerry’s chunky monkey. Definitely not the Big Macs.

But he’s lying for Jesus, so it doesn’t count.

That rumbling sound you hear is all the free agents in SF running out the door.

Two words: trippin’ balls.

I don’t hate LeBron. I hate all the refs that watch him travel half the times he touches the ball and don’t have the guts to blow the whistle. Then the NBA changes the traveling rule to allow LeBron an extra 1/2 step on layups. I hate those guys too. Lebron, meh, seems like a decent guy. Blow the whistle on him…

I agree. These guidelines are shit and anyone who limits saturated fat or cholesterol is reading studies that have been debunked for more than a decade.

Amen and amen.

About 12 years ago, Robert Kraft asked for zoning variances so he could build a new stadium for the Patriots. Not a penny of public money and the locals decided it would be a great time to try to extort some money from him for “community improvements.” He replied with, “you guys know I can move to Hartford, don’t you.…

I think several of the rape victims were models who were trying to break into acting by getting on the Cosby show. That’s where the “career mentoring” started. You’re right though. Maybe they weren’t on set at the same time as Lisa Bonet.

This is so sweet. Those kids are great.