Ugh. I saw her with Seinfeld in CICGC. All I can say is ugh. 15 minutes of whiny, unfunny drek. Other than that I loved it.

Well, at least we’re safe up here in the northern US where it gets really cold each winter and keeps the tropical bugs at bay. Now as long as we don’t do anything supid to warm up the whole planet we should be fine and dan... oh fuck. We’re screwed.

Yes, I was thinking that:

Back in my poor college days, we used to mix pub club brand vodka (think mineral spirits, but more stinky aftertaste. $10 for 1/2 gallon) with generic grocery store fruit punch mix. Mix up the fruit punch mix with water. Add equal parts ice, vodka, and red fruit punch. We called it a Red Icky. It always lived up the…

So this disease is a bacteria being spread by insects from tree to tree. I think we should rename this “orange tree dengue fever.” Much catchier and more dramatic.

Yeah, it’s probably the potatoes, and not the quart of Ben & Jerry’s chunky monkey. Definitely not the Big Macs.

But he’s lying for Jesus, so it doesn’t count.

That rumbling sound you hear is all the free agents in SF running out the door.

Two words: trippin’ balls.

I don’t hate LeBron. I hate all the refs that watch him travel half the times he touches the ball and don’t have the guts to blow the whistle. Then the NBA changes the traveling rule to allow LeBron an extra 1/2 step on layups. I hate those guys too. Lebron, meh, seems like a decent guy. Blow the whistle on him…

I agree. These guidelines are shit and anyone who limits saturated fat or cholesterol is reading studies that have been debunked for more than a decade.

Hey. Shup up jerk. I’m an asshole all the time, not just behind the wheel. Just ask my wife, friends or co-workers. Total flaming asshole. Now get out of my lane and let me pass. Yes, I am commenting on Kinja while driving. Such an asshole.

If them green party commies are fer it, I’m agin it.

Amen and amen.

About 12 years ago, Robert Kraft asked for zoning variances so he could build a new stadium for the Patriots. Not a penny of public money and the locals decided it would be a great time to try to extort some money from him for “community improvements.” He replied with, “you guys know I can move to Hartford, don’t you.…

I think several of the rape victims were models who were trying to break into acting by getting on the Cosby show. That’s where the “career mentoring” started. You’re right though. Maybe they weren’t on set at the same time as Lisa Bonet.

This is so sweet. Those kids are great.

Yeah, go with Chip Kelly. He has pretty much proved:

Yeah, that was pretty cool. Disappointingly, she has been pretty mum on the whole 50+ rapes thing. I can’t imagine she didn’t experience his attempts first hand, or at least see enough to know what was going on. I wish she would come out in the press guns-a-blazin’ at old Cliff Huxtable. Bury that old fuckin’ rapist…

So triticale has gluten, but what about quadro-triticale? And do tribbles have celiac disease? Is that why they died in the storage bins? Maybe it wasn’t the klingons after all.