I don’t hate Russell Wilson, but I think he is somewhere in the idiot-douche bag spectrum. This conclusion is based on his endorsement deal with the bogus cure-all water. Nano-bubbles prevent/cure concussions? Fuck you. And why does he endorse that... for money, you know the filthy lucre that the bible he loves so…

Absolutely. Fuck his Dad, and fuck the NCAA too. If you want to argue Cam should be getting paid, then I say amen. If you think Cam’s dad getting paid to twist his son’s arm isn’t fucked up, then you and I are on different pages.

Ooooh. I forgot about the laptop thing. That part of my memory was overwritten with Jameis Winston and the rape and the crab-legs in the pants and that way bigger level of shit-baggery.

I was referring to Cam’s dad, not Cam as a dad. As I recall, Cam’s dad took a trunk full of cash from boosters to influence his son to play for Auburn.

I still don’t get it. Why is this guy polarizing? Seems like an OK dude. Dad not so much maybe. Is it the dancing? That’s only 1/10 as irritating as the Gronk spike (which is really getting fucking old), but everyone loves the Gronk. Cuz he wins lots of games but not for our teams? Too smiley? It’s not the black…

If he is looking for a guy to sell him some HGH in Denver, I can think of a guy. Meet him in the alley behind the Papa Johns. Warning: may cause bulbous forehead, noddly arm and angry fits of denial combined with wife-under-bus-throwing.

12. Was hit by a car.

It’s not 100% fat. There’s a heap of powdered sugar in there too. So that’s better worse different.

I can’t tell. Is that Ace Freely or Gene Simmons strangling that unsuspecting native-american?

I have a dark and twisted fantasy: Broncos and Patriots are headed for the AFC championship game. Brady and Manning played like studs in the divisional round. Vegas goes wild with bets on the game. Thursday before the game an appelate judge rules that Goodell’s suspension is reinstated and Brady must sit for rest of…

Not that you asked, but I don’t care for George H.W., Barbara, George W., or Jeb. If I had to choose, I would choose George H.W.. He jumped out of airplanes when he was too old to be doing that, so that’s kinda cool. In summary:

I was totally rooting for the old dudes. Teach those young whipper-snappers a thing or two. Now get off my lawn you pesky rocket scientists.

Dude. It’s a movie. Perhaps you are taking it a wee bit too seriously. Maybe?

See, right there. Evidence for my ridiculous bullshit made up nonsense fantastical horsecrap divine revelation.

Don’t do it. Every time two unmarried people move in together an angel loses its wings and Jesus weeps a little bit. If you are a same sex couple, he weeps a lot.

Serious issue here: I have heard these guys referred to as militia men, domestic terrorists, jamokes, dinguses (dingi?), and jabloneys. I think we need to be more careful and precise with our language. I suggest the correct label would be “impotent rage penises”. Also acceptable: “inoperative anger phalli” and…

I know of a pawn shop in Vegas where he could buy a superbowl ring. Some things you can buy, but they still aren’t yours. Superbowl rings, and hair.

But, did Ben Carson CHOOSE to be full of shit. Or was he born that way? Lady Gaga must opine.

No one would ever use HGH during a pregnancy. You might end up with a baby with some kind of mongo cinderblock of a head. Oh wait, how would they ever know the cause?

Congrats Chuck. You get more years of working for a crack-head owner and a GM who is trying to stab you in the back. Mazeltov!