My theory: they resigned because he kept stabbing them in the belt buckle just to prove that it can happen. Pass this along, because it is true enough to be internet true. Go ahead, post it on your Aunt Sally’s facebook page.

Sooooo.... how exactly do you find 12 people who haven’t heard about these (and 50+) accusations and formed an opinion?

Hmm. 4 Billion? So, where can I sell my kids? They’re pretty cute; mostly potty trained.

Fortunately, I live in New England which is not prone to tropical diseases. Unfortuantely, based on the rate of global warming this region will be a tropical rain forest by May 2016. At least I’ll finally be able to grow palm trees in the back yard. Dengue, palm trees. Some bad, some good.

As the old joke goes: some will accept advice, others need to pee on the electric fence for themselves. (Will Rogers, I think.)

I am just hoping for an unusual sentence like:

So wait. Did the dinosaurs kill Kennedy, fake the moon landing, or bring down the twin towers?

So why exactly hasn’t OSHA shut this particular sausage factory down? The workers seem to keep falling into the meat grinder.

An old Stephen Wright joke: “It’s a small world.... but I wouldn’t want to paint it.”

Eccchh. Now we have to listen to the fat balding losers who were the Dolphins from 40+ years ago brag about “back in my day”.

Just wondering, does HGH help you regrow fingers? I’m asking for a friend.

Semi-related question for the legal eagles out there:

Blah blah blah airplanes lighter, whatever.

I remember seeing that live and thinking to myself: “well he’s going to get tossed.” Nope. Fucking ridiculous.

...which they then used to search for porn. But they may be dead soon, so cut them some slack.

Seems do-able. Pull the trigger. The time to implement is now.

Hold up. You mean they are not made by elves at the north pole? Way to ruin it for everyone Sploid.

It fell in an accelerating cascade, because as soon as the structure at floor X failed, then the floor below it was carrying two floors of weight, also weakend by heat, it gave way quickly and then the one below that was carrying 3 floors of weight, so it snapped right away, and so on and so on. By the time it got…

Don’t go see “Concussion”, watch “League of Denial” on PBS. Available on their website. It is a news investigation, not a BS hollywood dramatization. One MAJOR problem with “Concussion” the film, and NFL’s concussion protocol: It is not the handful of concussions you will get in your football career that will lead to…

How about these: