Hey, what’s with all the hulla-BALOO around here.

#BlackBearVotesMatterInNH

Just to be clear: is he just retiring from football, or will he also retire from complaining about the football rulebook as it existed during the 2001 season (and postseason). I hope he never stops ragging on the tuck rule.

I haven’t seen the new Star Wars yet, but I’m thinking the biig reveal is that Roger Goodell is the new Sith Lord. Am I right?? (No spoilers please.)

Seems like kind of a waste to go all fruit ninja copter. We must use this technology for good. I am thinking lower this slowly into a big vat of whipping cream. Egg nog galore!

Whatever he’s doing isn’t working. TB12 is ok, but Gronk and two other tight ends are dinged up, Edelman is out, Amendola is dinged up, and those are just his key receivers. Several key defensive players are injured or out too. I believe the Pats have put between 17 and 19 players on IR this year. That is crazy high.

New theory: he’s going for the pity vote. To be honest, I feel so bad for the schlub that I was thinking of giving him a primary vote.

This project seems awfully fast-paced and complicated for a woman. We should find a more suitable position, something more slow paced, where she would be happier and more successful. Maybe a junior high-school science class?

Just the facts, Lion:

Time to snoop around. Anyone who says that kind of shit publicly, probably has some reall messed up stuff in their closet. Even Jared did a better a job of biting his tongue.

Good God. I hope that if America is sick with cancer, we can find a better doctor. Of his famous twin separation surgeries, the SURVIVAL rate was near 50%, and only one set of twins has anything resembling a normal life. Lots dead, lots are permanently handicapped, two are near normal.

Accepting a hat as a gift and leaving it in your locker = promoting by prominently displaying. Seems a stretch. He has been asked several times if would like to endorse D.T. and he has declined every time other than a general support of a friend, and a lame joke about putting greens at the white house.

Seems like a great deal. Lose your credentials (and probably your ability to do your job) so you can ask a stupid question thought up by someone with no credentials, and get $100 for it.

Here’s a crazy thought: Why they you start with seeing who these 1,356 complaints are against. If the average beat cop has 0 or 1 complaints, and a handful have 5 or more, then maybe spend some time looking into that handful of officers.

Wow, that’s a big salamander. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to lick this salamander, would they get really, really high. I’m asking for a friend.

I vote we compromise and give it to A-Rod

Achem... Me and my buddy Mr. Ed beg to differ.

Another casualty of this story: any respect I ever had for Doc Rivers.

Disheartening note of the day: Schmitt (the only scientist to ever walk on the moon) came back to the earth, had a brief career in the senate and has spent the rest of his days denying climate science and appearing on the Alex Jones show. His favorite pet conspiracy theory is that the environmental movement is being…

As they say, “Unlucky at love, good at differential calculus”