As a frame of reference, Mitt Romney was universally detested by the time he left the MA governors office. His luitenant governor got crushed in the polls when she tried to succeed him. He never came close to winning the vote in MA as a presidential candidate.

That was pretty cool to see. If there were some beagle puppies running around the orchard, then this video would be an effective replacement for xanax.

So was he getting off on the models, or seeing Brady get chased around behind that porous O-line? Both? If he ever calls a sack “the money shot” we’ll have our answer.

I agree, but as one final act of atonement, she has to kick Jeremy Renner in the nards. Then feminists everywhere can sing her praises without any emotional conflict. A real hard kick though, maybe two.

If you sleep in your contacts, I think you should probably kill yourself. Just to be safe. Some mistakes you can not come back from, and this is one.

If those aren’t the words of a devout Christian....

a woman’s best place is in the kitchen and on her back, that’s my personal belief

You know you has a tremendous respect, some might say insistence, on stay-at-home mothers? Rick Santorum, The Taliban, and ISIS.

For some (me included), it causes intolerable GI issues after a few doses. For about 10% (me included), it causes horrible metallic taste, even in water. (I took this for a couple days for back pain, then I was hunting around the house trying to figure out why our water tasted like tin foil, when GI pain caused me…

Paracetamol AKA tylenol AKA acetominophen is infamous for causing liver damage. When people take cough syrup (with acetominophen), then a cold pill (also with), and then a couple tablets for the residual headache, liver failure may be a few short days away. Liver transplant or die. Been a huge problem.

Next obvious question: so how can you tell which tourists are Muslim? I guess Jeb Bush will have to screen them all. He thinks “he can just tell”. Jeb’s superpower: Islamadar, like gaydar, but for muslims.

I’ll go there. Not only is this just another example of religion being complete bullshit, but it is not even historically accurate. These people have no claim to the mountain, and there is no taboo about going up there. The mountain is high enough that the north side often has sleety snow up by the peak. Locals go up…

That was a great show. I totally got a space boner watching that.

“So the Eagles kind of suck, we’ll probably win in a rout. On the other hand, I was watching Walking Dead the other night and the zombies were all like GRGRRR and making like this with their arms. It continues to be a well executed TV show. Anyway, keep up the good work.”

Yeah, not exactly a “Bold Stance.” I think telling people to be well-armed bigots is pretty obviously deplorable. On the other hand, there are a fair number of republican candidates who would find this thought “agreeable” instead of “deplorable”, so there is that.

Now we know what to get Kevin Wong for Xmas, a “punch me in the nards Elmo.” One good punch in the crotch and PMITN Elmo rolls around wimpering the agony that only a red muppet can express. Batteries not included.

As an ex-christian, who has read the Bible cover-to-cover, I continue to remain baffled by people who continue to identify as christians but are rich, gun-loving, war-mongering, judgemental bigots. How do they reconcile:

Technically, I think they’re right. Muslim is not a race, so Islamophobia is not racism. It is prejudice and/or bigotry. Which is... er... um... ??better??

Good evening ladies and germs. You know I just don’t understand women. Take my wife.... please. <crickets>. Hey, is this mike working? <crickets> Well, I need to get going. You’ve been a great crowd. Remember everyone, keep on laughing. Ha haaw. <fumbles to get mike back into stand, exits to silence>

Ummmm, Aaron Hernandez on work-release? Or maybe some former player that has been strangling girlfriends. Seems like there are a lot of them. They would probably have good hands. Or are they all playing for the Cowboys?