So was he getting off on the models, or seeing Brady get chased around behind that porous O-line? Both? If he ever calls a sack “the money shot” we’ll have our answer.

I agree, but as one final act of atonement, she has to kick Jeremy Renner in the nards. Then feminists everywhere can sing her praises without any emotional conflict. A real hard kick though, maybe two.

If you sleep in your contacts, I think you should probably kill yourself. Just to be safe. Some mistakes you can not come back from, and this is one.

If those aren’t the words of a devout Christian....

a woman’s best place is in the kitchen and on her back, that’s my personal belief

You know you has a tremendous respect, some might say insistence, on stay-at-home mothers? Rick Santorum, The Taliban, and ISIS.

Next obvious question: so how can you tell which tourists are Muslim? I guess Jeb Bush will have to screen them all. He thinks “he can just tell”. Jeb’s superpower: Islamadar, like gaydar, but for muslims.

“So the Eagles kind of suck, we’ll probably win in a rout. On the other hand, I was watching Walking Dead the other night and the zombies were all like GRGRRR and making like this with their arms. It continues to be a well executed TV show. Anyway, keep up the good work.”

Yeah, not exactly a “Bold Stance.” I think telling people to be well-armed bigots is pretty obviously deplorable. On the other hand, there are a fair number of republican candidates who would find this thought “agreeable” instead of “deplorable”, so there is that.

Now we know what to get Kevin Wong for Xmas, a “punch me in the nards Elmo.” One good punch in the crotch and PMITN Elmo rolls around wimpering the agony that only a red muppet can express. Batteries not included.

As an ex-christian, who has read the Bible cover-to-cover, I continue to remain baffled by people who continue to identify as christians but are rich, gun-loving, war-mongering, judgemental bigots. How do they reconcile:

Technically, I think they’re right. Muslim is not a race, so Islamophobia is not racism. It is prejudice and/or bigotry. Which is... er... um... ??better??

Good evening ladies and germs. You know I just don’t understand women. Take my wife.... please. <crickets>. Hey, is this mike working? <crickets> Well, I need to get going. You’ve been a great crowd. Remember everyone, keep on laughing. Ha haaw. <fumbles to get mike back into stand, exits to silence>

Ummmm, Aaron Hernandez on work-release? Or maybe some former player that has been strangling girlfriends. Seems like there are a lot of them. They would probably have good hands. Or are they all playing for the Cowboys?

Intercessions?!?! Intercessions??? They stole that bullshit from the catholics. Come on Islam, get your own bullshit beliefs. Shop stealing bullshit from other religions. Someone will cut your hand off for that nonsense.

Well, they are they are the seat of Wahabist thought (the original extreme sect), and they are the source of HUGE money donations to Al Queda, ISIL, and Boko Haram.

What if the child —lacking proper tutelage from a mother— decides to become a pork-eating, homo-loving, booze drinking jew/christian/hindu/atheist. Then Mom gets to heaven but never gets to see her daughter because she is in Islamo-hell. Seems like that plan has an obvious flaw.

This is not about the complexity of the rulebook. This is 100% about how the refs are being supervised, and how they get feedback. If you send out memos saying “we want to emphasize holding on the OL this week, then you get crazy, erratic game changing calls that involve offensive holding. If you have a video…

This is not news. Everyone in Portland does some lame hipster shit. Even Portland Santa. Even the Portland tooth fairy shops at artisinal crafts fairs.

For those short of time: