Seems like a fair question. I wondered who asked it? If it were a plant from the Rubio or Bush campaign (conjecture), would that change your thoughts on how fair a question it is?

Hmmm. Tough question. I am sure there are a lot worse people out there, some hypothetical guy who denies climate change and strangles puppies in his spare time as a hobby.

I have read Emily Yoffe’s “Dear Prudence” column occasionally in the past, and I have read her concern about “wrongful” use of the sexual offenders registry for “less serious offenses” SEVERAL times. Remarkable frequency considering how often I read her stuff. I am not sure where her concern about the rights of the…

Wait, the Warriors have a coach? I thought Steph Curry just went out there and shot a million threes and won every game. That is a fair approximation of the situation. Who needs a coach or a G.M.? Credit Steph Curry you num nuts.

Trump then headed out to make a speech to the NAACP where he began with “just like you folks I grew up drinking kool-aid and now that I’m grown up I have a really, really, big, enormous, di...”

I don’t think Hey Reb makes the top 100 of racist mascots. I’m looking at you Chief Wahoo. That shit is fucked up.

BB is just waiting for Marshawn Lynch to retire from active player status so he can hire him as Director of Media Relations.

If it were a little harder to spell S-T-E-V-E Y-O-U-N-G his career might mave lasted a little longer.

Ugghh. That picture is totally NSFW, or NSF anytime really. I will not eat lunch today. That poopy robot picture just kicked me in the pancreas.

Carly Fiorina: This one’s on you.

If the Broncos release him and he is willing to play slot receiver, the Patriots will sign him. At this point they would sign a semi-mobile Walmart shopper that has a scooter with a battery that still holds its charge.

Right, that way you only terrorize your parents ears.

Sorry for your ordeal. For your trouble I will:

I was on a jury once. Surprisingly, the jury room was filled with reasonable, adult humans who were quite collegial and were working dutifully towards a fair verdict. It was a shockingly excellent faith-restoring-in-humanity experience.

Our Turkey day plans:

Serve a huge pile of juicy red medium rare steaks and a side salad. Tell the vegan he can leave if he doesn’t like his salad or chirps about other’s food choices. Life your life with joy. Repeat that last step as often as possible.

Option A: Play “Hello” by Adele. Encourage all to sing along. If that fails:

Good point, KKK members really do have all the secrets for getting high thread count sheets at a fair price. They’re not just racists, they’re savvy shoppers too.

If he gets the $15,000,000 he can buy all the Radio Shacks and sell build-it-yourself electronic clock kits. Irony would be served.

Dick waggling twice. Twice! Twice, you self-aggrandizing douche-nozzle. We could have had Al Gore working on global warming for 8 years, but no, we had W ignoring CIA memos about the looming 9/11 attacks and starting a war on Iraq with fabricated evidence and outright lies.