Intercessions?!?! Intercessions??? They stole that bullshit from the catholics. Come on Islam, get your own bullshit beliefs. Shop stealing bullshit from other religions. Someone will cut your hand off for that nonsense.

Well, they are they are the seat of Wahabist thought (the original extreme sect), and they are the source of HUGE money donations to Al Queda, ISIL, and Boko Haram.

What if the child —lacking proper tutelage from a mother— decides to become a pork-eating, homo-loving, booze drinking jew/christian/hindu/atheist. Then Mom gets to heaven but never gets to see her daughter because she is in Islamo-hell. Seems like that plan has an obvious flaw.

They might open the gates of HELL! That seems pretty dangerous. And if they drill even deeper, they may find Dick Cheney’s soul. Ooooo, scary.

This is not about the complexity of the rulebook. This is 100% about how the refs are being supervised, and how they get feedback. If you send out memos saying “we want to emphasize holding on the OL this week, then you get crazy, erratic game changing calls that involve offensive holding. If you have a video…

I suspect Stephen Colbert will be writing an amicus brief. It will probably clock in around 400 pages. Maybe 500.

This is not news. Everyone in Portland does some lame hipster shit. Even Portland Santa. Even the Portland tooth fairy shops at artisinal crafts fairs.

So wait, is the potato farmer on Mars going to starve now?

For those short of time:

Seems like a fair question. I wondered who asked it? If it were a plant from the Rubio or Bush campaign (conjecture), would that change your thoughts on how fair a question it is?

Hmmm. Tough question. I am sure there are a lot worse people out there, some hypothetical guy who denies climate change and strangles puppies in his spare time as a hobby.

I have read Emily Yoffe’s “Dear Prudence” column occasionally in the past, and I have read her concern about “wrongful” use of the sexual offenders registry for “less serious offenses” SEVERAL times. Remarkable frequency considering how often I read her stuff. I am not sure where her concern about the rights of the…

Wait, the Warriors have a coach? I thought Steph Curry just went out there and shot a million threes and won every game. That is a fair approximation of the situation. Who needs a coach or a G.M.? Credit Steph Curry you num nuts.

Trump then headed out to make a speech to the NAACP where he began with “just like you folks I grew up drinking kool-aid and now that I’m grown up I have a really, really, big, enormous, di...”

Two years sounds about right. I am assuming that for each day of those two years a victim of his website gets to visit him on prison and kick him in the balls. Second kick too if the first one didn’t land properly.

I don’t think Hey Reb makes the top 100 of racist mascots. I’m looking at you Chief Wahoo. That shit is fucked up.

“Debbie does Dallas” and “Donna does Detroit”.

BB is just waiting for Marshawn Lynch to retire from active player status so he can hire him as Director of Media Relations.

If it were a little harder to spell S-T-E-V-E Y-O-U-N-G his career might mave lasted a little longer.

Until I read that part about zillion-degree laser, I was thinking ice-nine, Vonnegut, end of the world. No such luck. We’ll have to live through the 2016 elections.