Wow, I really admire your outlook. So harsh and real. Can I be your friend? We could share our innermost thoghts like “this place sucks”, or “fuck that guy”.

Well then, Rhett Butler must be a Nazi... maybe Hitler himslef. Because every good Ben Carson analogy includes both slavery and Nazis. “Frankly my coat hanger, I don’t give a damn. Sieg Heil!”

Nice ultrasound. By the way, your uterus looks fabulous, and your fetus looks like a lovely young woman.

It was chilly outside this morning, and a little windy. Global warming is a lie. It was warming in August when I was sweating my balls off, but that is over. The global is now cooling.

#CloneLivesDontMatter

I was thinking the same thing. I don’t think this bat would ever be allowed into an MLB game. I believe they need to come from a single piece of wood.

And uppity, definitely uppity. To the kitchen with you all!

And how are you so sure he’s not Fivel? Could be Fivel. Just sayin.

The film producers should be charged with plagarism. This is basically the Book of Job: God and Satan make a bar bet then do a bunch of torture porn shit to Job for 50 pages, then when Job says WTF?, God says shut up you unworthy POS. the end.

About 10 years ago, my wife & I bought an all latex matress from flobeds.com. It cost a silly lot of money, but it is 8 hours of heaven every night. It came in 4-5 boxes, and set up fairly easily. As I recall, they had a calculator where you could enter and your height & weight how firm you like it, and they would…

Really SVU? Don’t you think this is a little too easy? I mean you are supposed to be creative artists, and you are just adding dialogue to a Jezebel entry. You are going to lose your union card for this stunt. I bet the main villians name is going to be Bosh Luggar.

Not to be a knowledgist, but T.I. is far too stupid to be talking in public, especially with a recording device in the vicinity.

Pro tip: when someone begins a sentence with “not to be sexist/racist/a bigot but...”, you know that some crazy shit is about to flow forth. Just got back from a family wedding and heard this about a dozen times. It was interresting crowd, mix of young/old, conservative/liberal, ex-military/civilian,…

Yes, and it is also the olive oil recommended by 4 out of 5 emergency room pediatricians. So I think we can all agree that the baby got the best care available. Extra virgin... best care possible.

They were going to organize a protest, but their anger dissipated when they found out she was still only paid $.71 on the dollar.

I dunno. Seems justified. Sure, he was just standing there minding his own business, but he was quite menacing while he did it. Just look at his face in the video, he seemed very black african-american threatening.

Why do people need to bet on sports anyway? Can’t we all just enjoy the spectacle of grown men giving each other permanent, long-term brain damage by pummeling each other with their helmeted heads? It’s great fun; some of these guys can’t even remember the names of their children, or if they even have children. I…

Two thoughts:

There, fixed that for you.

Can’t we just agree that referring to any woman —especially a victim of domestic violence— as a “bitch” is a really fucked thing to do. Even for an internet troll. Back to beneath the bridge for you. You have been demoted from internet troll to just plain troll.