Greg Hardy sounds like such an intriguing young gentleman. I wonder what his views are the recent events like the political attacks on Planned Parenthood and California’s new equal pay for women law.

After his testimony he was also charged with being decent and helpful to a homeless person, a felony in NYC. Sentence is 3 to 5 years in Attica, or playing for the Knicks. Most choose Attica.

I had a yoga mat that had kind a chemically smell when I held it up close to my nose. Kind of like sulfur. So maybe yoga mats are made in hell and yoga is the dance of the devil. Who’s to say?

I live near Salem, MA. The downtown is full of shops that sell crystals and Wiccan charms. On the other side of the crazy fence are all the local conservative christians that won’t drive through there for fear of “lingering spirits”.

Reverse discrimination! Reverse discrimination! This will undermine the free market and send our jobs to China.

Yes, ok. Just as long as it’s a classy interracial lesbian porn film.

In an unforeseen series of events, the sky continues it general blueness, except where cloudy it it more gray than blue. Also breaking:

Breaking news: sororities suck almost as much as fraternities. They are legacies of a system designed to perpetuate classes in soceity. As such, they crap on minorities and poor kids —you know— those that are not from “good” families. There are some exceptions, but generally speaking the greek system is a huge pile of…

That video of him “blocking” is the funniest thing I have seen in ever. I think he actually waited for the D-lineman to get past him then gave hime a gentle shove towards his quarterback as if to say “hear you go, flatten my quarterback, his name is Russell, please introduce yourself.”

Dear Michiganders-

- Every Green Bay fan for the next 40 years.

My house has walls too, and I have never been attacked by vampire butterflies. So I think she makes a fine point. Also, I had a friend John Wall in High School, so there’s that too. She’s a fine journalist and coherent thinker. Harvey Wallbangers. Walnuts.

Isn’t she a California resident? Didn’t California just approve an assisted suicide law? Does she need a —you know— assistant?

Mmmmm. Teeny tiny strips of bacon. Adorable.

That explains Hasselbeck’s audible: “alpha, left, eagle, get off my lawn you punky kids, hike!”

Based on his experience pointing loaded weapons at unarmed civilians (esp. children), I expect he will be transferred from police chaplain to active duty police officer any day now. If he had shot the kid and then planted a weapon on him, then he would be promoted to sargeant.

Aaaaah, that’s so cute. Probably. Unless Sean broke up with her 15 months ago and already has a homecoming date with his new girlfriend, she has been cyberstalking him since their break-up and sleeps in her car outside his house.

Dear Ms. Salt,

You’re right. I forgot, Xenu is/was an alien. Wait... is Xenu still alive? Immortal evil alien warlord? Some call Tom Cruise, this could change everything. I mean if Xenu is an IMMORTAL, evil, alien warlord than this all makes perfect sense. Call up the scientology center, I’m going in for my audit! Honey, do we have…

There, that seems more like it.