A real Bills fan would be hunched over puking out a gallon or two of Gennesee Cream Ale.

What’s breast cancer?

Point of order: I have seen the photo and there is no way this can get any uglier.

yeah, just slashed prenatal care too. So it seems that once you are fucked into existence you’re fucked.

No bigger than a vaginal ultrasound probe.

Please do —throw up that is— on Mike Huckabee. Save it until then.

All about limited government, except when it comes to lady parts. Then unlimited government and intervention. When you have that baby, and it insists on eating —even when you have no money— then it is back to limited government.

She’s not lonely, she has her best buddy Mike Huckabee popping by for ribs and slaw every time there is a camera around.. seriously, every time. Sometimes he brings his own cameras. Shortly, she will no longer be the flavor of the month; then she will be a sad, lonely bigot.

I think we all can agree on 2 things:

I hope they honeymooned in Rowan county too. Banging like bunnies on Kim Davis’ front lawn.

Amazingly, never. I had a real problem in my younger years. Drank way too much, blacked out many, many times. Barfed over most of the eastern states at one time or another; even Denver once. Passed out in someone’s guest room equipped with a waterbed, sloshing and gurgling all night long... not even a drop. Bladder…

Give a man a quarter, and he can play a video game. Teach a man to shit quarters and he will have fun forever.

I think he was talking about the HPV vaccine (as optional), you know the one that is supposed to prevent cervical cancer, but really just makes it ok for them to have sex. Lots of icky, dirty, godless sex.

There, fixed it.

Hey! That’s reverse discrimination, or is it double discrimintation, or double-reverse discrimination, or maybe upside-down double reverse super secret squirrel discrimination. I’m not not sure which, but it’s gotta be one of those, and I don’t like it. Not one little bit.

“Whatever you do, don’t give us an insurmountable 10 point lead.”

Wait a second, Donald Trump owns the Miss America pageant, and he says that Tom Brady is a fine young man who got a raw deal. Now Miss America confirms he cheated!

Wow. They really take their right to keep and bear arms seriously over there in Great Britain. Michael Moore told me that they barely have any handguns. Boy did he get that wrong.

Interesting factoid*: most Bucs fans are former eagles fans that moved to FL after retiring from PA. Jameis is lucky that the only batteries they had on hand to throw are their hearing aid batteries.

This is where they need to interject that human interest piece with Pacman’s Pop Warner coach talking about how proud he is of what he has accomlished and what a great man he has become.