Possibly wise; definite stoner.

And you can take that to the bank, because if there is one thing we can say about Adam Shefter’s reporting on ballaghazi, is that it has never been premature, based on poor sources, misleading, or downright wrong.

Well done. That is a deep, deep dig. And I got it because I am old and have watched too many awful movies. Wow. Some deep dig.

Agreed. Sometimes I am THAT guy, and that is a really sweet looking instrument.

OOOOh. Aren’t you a big internet toughy. Taking me down a peg... with my own words no less. Well, since you asked I will call you on your bullshit, cynical or otherwise.

Seems like this policy would only affect people who want to go see a Redskins game.... so no one. I mean Kirk Cousins is starting.... so no one.

His PR coach released a statement that he strained a ligament in his typing thumb which caused him to tweet and email out streams of semi-logical racist nonsense. He has been shut down for the rest of the season for rest and rehab. If his condition does not improve, surgery may be required including possible empathy…

Sixty-five inches of jesus-loving, bible thumping, skirt-wearing, long-hair-growing, homo-denying, sexy, sexy woman. All true, except that sexy-sexy stuff.

How the NFL has won with this case:

Is it just me, or does everyone want the Wilforks to be their next door neighbors?

Wow. Seems pretty good at his craft, but I can’t recall the last time I have heard that many bullshit pretentious buzzwords in one 5-minute video. Harmonious multiples? Make the instrument from the place of creating a gift? Yeesh. Lighten up, Francis.

Patriots Fan: Checks career stats, sees that he never played in New England and the posts on the internet smuggly.

So, in other words, most Broncos fans slam a case of that shit before entering each home game.

I am from Boston, my Brother lives in Denver. Somehow his wife is convinced that Tom Brady deflated footballs which helped the Colts beat Denver. Flawless, mathematical, machine like logic.

I am glad you consider the bar high enough to trip on. Points to extreme optimism on your part after reading this article.

From the commentators booth John McEnroe called this one as “nice spin, but needs much more power to her umpire verbal attack game. You know, like imply blindness or mental infirmity of some kind.”

McNair then added: “On the other hand, if JJ Watt found himself alone in the Texas Schoolbook Depository, he would have assasinated Kennedy just like Oswald. Not that he is a bad guy, but JJ feels strongly that he must respect the integrity of history and the space-time continuum in general. Also, all those steroids…

That particular torpedo is certainly going to do some damage to the mothership, and it is also funny as all fucking hell. Mortensen is journalism what Shilling is to Islamic spokesmanship.

So far the NFL’s statements in the appeals hearing all pretty much sum up to “Article 46, you will respect my authoritah!”

Trick question. Not possible. Roger Goodell is not now nor has he ever been alive. He It was cobbled together from leftover bits from Robbie the Robot and an Orange Julius machine. Owners pour whatever they like in the top, and he it spouts out the same shit at press conferences as needed. Perhaps, however, Robert…