Ooooo, oooo ooo <raises hand>. I know this one. Trick question. It’’s Raymond. Because everybody lov.... nevermind. I forgot, this is the internet. The answer is Hitler. Because Hitler is the answer to everything on the internet.

What do you think #2 was doing? Hint: not number two.

Odd thought: I have been to about 8 funerals in my life and crazy random shit has happened at about 3 of them. Would you like to hear about:

Some legal analysis from tonight’s news:

Uhhhh... no. Not even close. Kind of a dick? Yes, sometimes. Tosses liberal money into politics? Yes. Counterparts to Kock Bros? Nope, can’t hold a candle to their level of douchbaggery. Sorry, just no.

To summarize:

I strongly disagree. Her denim skirt is fine. You are right about everything else. Fuck her and her fucked up bigotted attitudes, her refusal to perform her fucking civic duties, and her four fucking hypocritical marriages.

Me as a child: “I’m gonna dunk like him one day.” I never did. One of the heroes of my childhood died today. Heart = sad.

In a perfect world, sure, round up all the guns, or make a few exceptions. Until we get there, how about a compromise position: regulate guns like cars:

How do you the convince the NLRB that student athletes are (under)paid employees and have the right to unionize. This is how. Keep it up, shitheads.

Dear Coach Foster,

Rodgers offers a hasty interjection. “Well, we’re not saying we have real medical proof.”

You pray to your lord and savior with a brain that stupid? Between Russell Wilson, the Duggars, Huckabee, Santorum the trend seems clear: the more devout you are, the more full of shit you are. Keep in mind though, correlation is not causation.

What’s wrong with you?!? If you don’t love ‘murica you can leave anytime you likes.

She makes a great point. We used to have misogyny all to ourselves, then she started horning in on our guy-turf. Back to the kitchen with you Andrea, and for crying out loud would you take off those shoes and get knocked up already. Can’t we at least keep undermining of women’s accomplishments to ourselves?

It depends what you are wearing when you ask him. It’s gotta be the shoes.

Slush-faced mugshot + family eating food during assault + yelling threats at police + no money despite generals pension = household of alcoholics.

We and our network always support the military and bash anyone who even hints at criticizing our soldiers, but ......in this case misogyny trumps jingoistic patriotism.

... I said, tongue firmly planted in cheek. Seriously, society sucks sometimes.

Yes it is. White male preferred. Can’t help it if all us white men are so trustworthy. What’s wrong with the rest of you?